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All tweets on this account should be considered to be satire unless otherwise stated.

[Pubity @pubity]

You'd need over 300 hours to catch up before Avengers: Doomsday.

If you start now, you'll only need to watch around 2 hours a day.

[אַהֲרֹן @vv_ron]

@nthombi__ I know the video you’re talking about

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

Spent a whole season at Chelsea and they still using United comps 😭😭

[אַהֲרֹן @vv_ron]

@Manass3hx Managed to find a good alternative for Android/Google TV

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Perfect. Perfect. Perfect.

[Cherif22 @Cherif227]

No rumours... no players linked to us
I can smell a bomba out of nowhere
#mufc

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Youri Tielemans to Manchester United, HERE WE GO! 🔴🇧🇪

United activate €41m release clause into Tielemans’ contract at Aston Villa, verbal agreement also with Belgian midfielder.

Andrey Santos done + Tielemans next after Éderson deal called off on Friday. 📈

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United in advanced talks to sign Youri Tielemans from Aston Villa. All parties in contact as #MUFC try to finalise - 29yo midfielder keen on move. Ederson deal off for now; #MUFC may look to revisit later this summer @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/KbWwD1jxov

[︎ ︎GómìnàOjóKan 🇳🇬 @tunnarmcniarr]

Andrey Santos jumping one game per week to Champions League football 😭😭

[Kalshi Footy @KalshiFooty]

🚨The moment Jordan Henderson broke his arm during Englands Celebrations

[No Score Draws ✍️ (Alex & Sian - BOOK OUT NOW!) @CheapPanini]

The noise I made

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

Tottenham had a near death experience and realised that there’s no point in being stingy.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Mbappe’18 Mbappe’ 22 Mbappe’26

[𝙺 𝙻 𝙰 𝚄 𝚂🧛‍♂️ @k_laus1]

When I'm shopping and I run into a black shirt with no brands or logos

[◢ ◤ Kawabanga @kaawabanga]

Stadium cleaners whenever it's Japan playing.

[Mo @husseinkhalifkk]

105 goals in World Cup so far but not a single one from a Chelsea player

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

“Full access” 😂

[Big Ron @kaonde_king]

Entire Africa celebrating Cape Verde's draw against Spain.

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

👋 ¡Bienvenido, @Cucurella3! 👋

[່ @pxrcyishim]

Konate + Bernardo Silva + Dumfries + Cucurella = 70M

Anthony Gordon = 80M