Vikas Apte

Adrift...

[Alpakanya @Alpakanya]

Why so much hαte for India? The data and the insecurity of the West tell you why. India has ARRIVED! 🇮🇳

[Abhishek Somwanshi @abhisanket]

The Stark Contrast!

@mohol_murlidhar आकाश एका रात्रीत चमकवलंत, जमीन १०-१२ वर्षांपासून वाट पाहत आहे!
#Pune

[Payal Bhayana 🇮🇳 @payalbhayana]

*Amazing, isn’t it?*

1.) No helmet… Fine ₹1,000/-
2.) Parking in a no-parking zone… Fine ₹3,000/-
3.) No insurance… Fine ₹1,000/-
4.) Drunk driving… Fine ₹10,000/-
5.) Driving in a no-entry zone… Fine ₹5,000/-
6.) Talking on a mobile phone while driving… Fine ₹2,000/-
6.) No pollution certificate… Fine ₹1,100/-
7.) Triple-seat riding… Fine ₹2,000/-

*But :*

1.) Malfunctioning traffic signals… No one is responsible!
2.) Potholes on the road… No one is responsible!
3.) Encroached footpaths… No one is responsible!
4.) No street lighting… No one is responsible!
5.) Garbage strewn all over the streets… No one is responsible!
6.) No streetlight poles on the roads… No one is responsible!
7.) Roads dug up and left unrepaired… No one is responsible!
8.) If you fall into a pothole and get injured… No one is responsible!
9.) If stray cows or animals collide with your vehicle or a dog bites you… No one is responsible!
10.) Sewage flowing all over the road… No one is responsible!

It feels like the public is the only criminal, and only they are liable to pay fines. The administration, the municipal corporation, and the government; none of them are ever held responsible.

No rules apply to them. They are never accountable for any negligence.
Shouldn’t they be held responsible too???

Citizens must work hard, endure suffering, pay taxes, pay fines, fill the government’s coffers, and then vote them back into power!

I request everyone to share this as widely as possible, so that even those who made these rules become aware of this truth.

Mera Bharat *Mahaan*

🇮🇳🌹🙏🌹🇮🇳

[Amogh Chaphalkar @chaphya]

She is back !!

Claims poverty is below 5%

But 60% of the country still receives free food grains.

So which is it:

- 5% below poverty or
- we are a socialist, welfare state where performers will be penalised and free loaders will be rewarded

Or is it that the inflation and prices are so high (thanks to an ingredient based GST regime) that even people who are no longer poor cannot afford to buy their own food?

Please stop this circus and someone get this government back on track.

[Vikas Apte @vvapte]

@AdityaABhave @docbhooshan एकदम बरोबर आहे धोंडोपंत कडमडेकर जोशी! 😃

[Shrirang Phansalkar @Shrirang_P]

बाणेर ते कोथरुड, पुणे विद्यापीठ मार्गे आलो, इतका खराब रस्ता जगात कुठेही नसेल, दर ८-१० फुटावर खड्डे, drainage ची असमान झाकण. बुजवलेले खड्डे भर टाकून त्याचे स्पीड ब्रेकर बनवले आहेत (त्यापेक्षा खड्डे परवडले)
@PMCPune @mohol_murlidhar @SidShirole @ChDadaPatil @AjitPawarSpeaks

[Amogh Chaphalkar @chaphya]

#Pune #SmartCity

Zero Governance
Maximum Arrogance

[Vikas Apte @vvapte]

@chaphya @PMOIndia @narendramodi Its "VIKSIT" btw 🤣, not even "VIKASIT"

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

This is a 9 year old child

Meet Zhang Sixuan - winner of the 2024 world shaolin kungfu competition

https://t.co/JUnn7E9qXd

[यदुनाथ जवळकर🔥 @yadujavalkar]

सदर फोटो हा पुणे कोंढवा सासवड रोड वर बोपदेव घाट वरून काढला आहे.

एव्हढा मोठा डोंगर पायथ्याशी पोखरून काढला आहे खडी वाल्यांनी..

डोंगराच्या दुसऱ्या बाजूस पायथ्याशी KJ कॉलेज आहे..डोंगराला अलरिडी भेगा गेल्या आहेत.
डोंगर पोखरून संपून टाकायची परमिशन आहे काय?
कृपया लक्ष घाला..
Rt करा..

[Indian Air Force @IAF_MCC]

#IAF Rafale fighter jets finally returned to India on 26 Jun 24, after successful participation in Ex Red Flag in USA.

While on the return, a refuelling halt was planned at Lajes, Portugal, where Mr Manish Chauhan, the Indian Ambassador to Portugal, interacted with the IAF team and exchanged mementos.

Subsequently, the contingent split into two teams and conducted a joint exercise with the Egyptian AF and Hellenic AF in Egypt and Greece respectively.

[Amogh Chaphalkar @chaphya]

All the best honest, loyal tax payers. She is coming for you.

#WorstFinanceMinister

[Vikas Apte @vvapte]

@chaphya @devaiahPB Although @chaphya
The OP has one stat wrong, SUV sales are beating sedans world over, even in Europe now. Not just India. So the facts are clear.

Problem is, in most of the world people buy "actual" SUVs, while people here buy Spresso, Exter and anything thats "called" an SUV.

[Vikas Apte @vvapte]

@chaphya @devaiahPB But ive NEVER scraped my/someone else's hatch/sedan on any type of roads here still.
The 20-30 mm gc difference is nominal at best.
And if the road conditions are so bad that we need an SUV, fix the right problem at the PWD and NHAI. Otherwise what next? 8x8?

[Vikas Apte @vvapte]

@Airtel_Presence After spending another 1 hour on call with your people @airtelindia, finally I managed to get a disconnection request logged! How to lose a customer 101. In coming days, my entire family's airtel sims will be ported out. Feeling like some dark spirit has left the premises. 🤣

[Vikas Apte @vvapte]

@airtelindia please send someone urgently at my place to take away the useless junk you call "xtreme fiber" which goes out of service twice a month. Best is, you have the audacity to assign an investigation date 2 days later, for a fiber broadband in 2024 AD. #AnythingButAirtel

[Vikas Apte @vvapte]

@JioCare @SaieshSreenivas Thanks! Booked an appointment for jioAirFiber for tomorrow morning. Thanks for the reach out.

While i wait (oh no, i dont) for a promised callback at 7pm today from @airtelindia, i hope jio works out well.

[Vikas Apte @vvapte]

@Airtel_Presence So, I hv spent 1.5-2 hrs on customer suprt call.Nobdy seems to know anything.Anyway,please arrange for this junk to be disconnected and taken away from my house immediately.4 DAYS OF WAITING! @airtelindia
#JabardastDigitalPush @MIB_India FYI. @DoT_India

[Vikas Apte @vvapte]

@Airtel_Presence Please tell me you were kidding 🤣 this is the status right now. Lol!

[Amogh Chaphalkar @chaphya]

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