Vince Valentine

Actor/Comedian/Jedi

[Vince Valentine @VvComedy]

@kathygriffin On the next episode of “Suck Session”

[Chip Chantry @ChipChantry]

CDC recommends you walk 500 miles and then walk 500 more, just to BE the MAN who WALKS a THOUsand MILES to ok this is exhausting

[Chip Chantry @ChipChantry]

Licorice Pizza looks really good, But you could show 60 seconds of clips from a troublesome colonoscopy with Life on Mars playing over it, and I’d immediately wanna see the whole damn thing.

[Vince Valentine @VvComedy]

@CMDolan99 The Year of Magical Shoulder pads

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@1nick1kups COVID Patch Kids

[Jay Black @jayblackisfunny]

Do anti-vaxxers use antivirus software? Or do they prefer to let their computers acquire natural immunity?

[Vince Valentine @VvComedy]

@mikerainey82 Just Nominated you for The Noble Prize in Physics

[Vince Valentine @VvComedy]

@ChipChantry “Mind your business, pal!” - @Emeril

[Vince Valentine @VvComedy]

@jayblackisfunny Their #1 hit album.
“ The Kids Are Alt Right”

[Vince Valentine @VvComedy]

@jayblackisfunny @DonaldJTrumpJr “Who’s Eric?”- nearly everyone

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

Good luck to my upstairs neighbors on whatever strange dropping stuff on the floor contest they seem to be up late practicing for.

[Chip Chantry @ChipChantry]

I thought I got my mom the perfect Christmas gift, but it turns out that the guy tied up in my trunk that I'm forcing to do vocal warmups is NOT Michael Buble.

[Chip Chantry @ChipChantry]

Just got to the part in the Beatles doc where Ringo falls in the chocolate river.

[Bob Marsdale @BobMarsdale]

Sold out!!
Getting ready to hit the stage with Vince Valentine and the legendary Uncle Floyd!! @UncleFloydNJ #comedy #standupcomedy

[Chip Chantry @ChipChantry]

Me at Thanksgiving when I bring a dish to the table for my mom

[Vince Valentine @VvComedy]

@jamesebradford @grunge_bible Ahhh ya beat me to it

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@CMDolan99 @grunge_bible Food Fighters

[IUPAT @GoIUPAT]

Our union provides world-class training, top notch education and specialized skills for our skilled trades that make us the best in our industry like teaching P3TEC installation for our wall coverers.

[Vince Valentine @VvComedy]

@jayblackisfunny 35% ? … you optimist , you

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Open to all ! #Comedy #TritonHighSchool #standupcomedy