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[🍒🍓naomi🍎🍉 @vvombles]

*trying to sound smart in class* ah yes this is just like foucault's concept of the poptropica

[🍒🍓naomi🍎🍉 @vvombles]

if you ever feel bad letting your older coworker (preschool teacher) pay for your drink.... you never know... her husband could always be the ceo of etsy

[🍒🍓naomi🍎🍉 @vvombles]

there is a comedian on instagram reels who is clearly faking their teenage diary entries and no one else seems to think so so i'm not sure if i'm just being a hater

[🍒🍓naomi🍎🍉 @vvombles]

this is the longest song title someone who never listened to pop punk can handle before they start getting scared

[lex is seeing louis, liv, ari + niall @dearpatiencies]

what song should i add?

[🍒🍓naomi🍎🍉 @vvombles]

i just almost hyperventilated after seeing this

[🪻...𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕝 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕕𝕚𝕔𝕜 @gwauu]

klarna'ing a hormbles chormbles protein bar off urban outfitters

[kentaro takimoto @quisch_lully]

器に餃子を五つ盛り付けて、マティスだ！マティスの「ダンス」だ！と喜んでいたのだけど、冷静に眺めたらさほど似てない。

[do you feel like you’re a part of it? @NONBlNARY]

me: you need to listen to the decemberists i promise its not like all the stereotypes about them. they’re a really incredible band
the decemberists:

[🍒🍓naomi🍎🍉 @vvombles]

WHAT is zohran's plan to get rid of the bus stop bunion ads

[🍒🍓naomi🍎🍉 @vvombles]

all the gay guys are putting sleigh bells in their tv shows! life is awesome!

[🍒🍓naomi🍎🍉 @vvombles]

yeah i stan BTS... Built To Spill

[🍒🍓naomi🍎🍉 @vvombles]

yesterday i was about to pass out from heat exhaustion and today i can see my breath this needs to stop

[🍒🍓naomi🍎🍉 @vvombles]

i was trying to look up black francis from the pixies and google autocompleted "frank black diddy" and i got so scared but i guess that was just also diddy's pseudonym

[🍒🍓naomi🍎🍉 @vvombles]

credits oscar

[🍒🍓naomi🍎🍉 @vvombles]

throop is a good name for a street because you go throop it

[🍒🍓naomi🍎🍉 @vvombles]

frat guys are ubering to williamsburg bars in truly alarming quantities

[🍒🍓naomi🍎🍉 @vvombles]

mom of new kid i'm babysitting casually mentioned when he was 18mo they used to always find him on top of the fridge with no reasonable way to get up... girl get that child an exorcism!!

[🍒🍓naomi🍎🍉 @vvombles]

the subway has really been pushing the limits of "3 minutes" today

[🍒🍓naomi🍎🍉 @vvombles]

@panerabread67 .....mmmm

[🍒🍓naomi🍎🍉 @vvombles]

@panerabread67 ohh help is that who is in the picture I thought it was a real person