Veronica

[Veronica @vvonspreecken]

And I danced around the apartment with taunting joy each time

[Veronica @vvonspreecken]

@jungkoww @alessandratmalt @Spengraf

[Veronica @vvonspreecken]

It’s really Greek yogurt y’all.

[Veronica @vvonspreecken]

Vaeda’s first time having mayonnaise

[Veronica @vvonspreecken]

let me get this straight:
A whole group of women think that men (who are exactly half responsible for conceception) do not deserve to have any opinion on abortion rights? Should the same idiot logic apply to women who decide to circumcise their sons but don’t have a penis?

[Unfiltered Mama 💗✌️ @UnfilteredMama]

I saw an ad for a game show where you have to perform challenges after not sleeping at all for at least 24 hours.

Have they even heard of motherhood?

[Veronica @vvonspreecken]

Men love to say women are crazy every time we show emotion they don’t care to try and understand. I’m not crazy im misunderstood.

Also I’m wiping with your favorite T shirt rn

And brushing my eyebrows with your toothbrush.

Still not crazy.

[Veronica @vvonspreecken]

We call the play pen “baby prison” and I wonder what our neighbors think when they hear things like:

“Okay Vaeda time to go to baby prison. Be good, mama’s going to do dishes”

[Veronica @vvonspreecken]

Why is my boyfriend texting me like a middle schooler when we’re in the same room?

[Veronica @vvonspreecken]

Am I the only one who ends up dancing around the living room after watching an 80s romance?

[Veronica @vvonspreecken]

The most aggravating thing in the world is to explain to someone exactly what they’re doing to upset you and have them respond with, “why are you mad?”

?!?!?!?!?!!!!

[Dez @dezmondjackass]

@mistachrish This is what the microwave sound like and my food still be coming out cold

[Veronica @vvonspreecken]

Just because it may hurt to hear what someone is saying doesn’t make it dishonest. Gotta be real with yourself.

[Martin Montague @MartinM_Media]

This piece of art from Thomas Deininger is one of the most incredible things I’ve seen.

https://t.co/fJmKg9wpD2

[Veronica @vvonspreecken]

@princesspaimon @almondmilkhunni I love that this look is without lashes and still amazing

[Veronica @vvonspreecken]

I thought I loved my man before..
just wait until he becomes the father to the perfect little child you make together.
It’s heart exploding stuff.

[Veronica @vvonspreecken]

New Mom Look: no make-up, messy bun, boobs-out & ready to feed, stretch marks & ALL. #NewProfilePic

[Veronica @vvonspreecken]

My 4 month old sits nicely for some Harry Potter reading time :,)

[Veronica @vvonspreecken]

Nothing smells more like the 2000s than Victoria’s Secret Love Spell