Elliott🐬🌴💎

why TF my bills always due 💸💸💸

[NOT THIS ONE @canalststation]

my room during sunset at 6:58 PM, then 7:02 PM 🏮🧩

[lil aaron @lilaaron911]

i love being a dumb piece of shit

[R O I D @expdior]

When I mix my different groups of friends on my birthday

[emma @emma_____weaver]

me: :(

vegetables at the grocery store getting misted:
🌧🌧🌧🌧🌧
🥬🥒🥦🥕🥬

me: :)

[Amelia Lola罗 @machodoodle]

I love the ugly dad shoes don’t judge

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

i need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand

[chandler moved to @sasukephobic @gaysasukes]

orochimaru and kabuto on their way to the chunin exams to mess w some 12 yr olds

[hunter!🐛🍏 @bug_island]

I AIRDROPPED THIS TO MY MOM

[black joe dirt @BigBabyScumbag]

simpler times.

[phillip @SELEKTOR_]

why spend $60k on a corvette when you can buy a 1998 Toyota Corolla and smoke $59,800 worth of crack in it

[Maya ☆ @killdozergf]

hanging out with the girls!

[maddie @snake_lively]

american reality tv: how about we......lock a bunch of emotionally vulnerable people in a small space and turn interpersonal relationships into a brutal game >:-)

british reality tv: we make people bake a cake with a layer of chocolate around it........but on a hot melty day 🤪

[YBC @youngbabycoco]

So these are just like 17 of the hundreds of beautiful samples I receive from manufacturers that just don’t make the cut for @BABYCOCOLASH and I want to give them all away!

one random person who RTs, follows me and @BABYCOCOLASH is gonna get all of these for free 💕

[ret @rad_milk]

[after having sex]
whoa whoa whoa girl what are you doing, that’s not the cum towel. looks nothing like it. it doesn’t even have Garfield on it

[K.O. @KOakaKoala]

Im Ur mom

[ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ɢᴜʏ @ilinGraves]

𝓦𝓗𝓔𝓡𝓔 𝓐𝓡𝓔 𝓨𝓞𝓤

ᴀɴᴅ ɪ’ᴍ sᴏ sᴏʀʀʏ

𝖎 𝖈𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖘𝖑𝖊𝖊𝖕

i cannot 𝙔𝙀𝙀𝙏 tonight