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do you, boo boo ✌️

[V @vvtran]

at this point, if someone broke into my house and murdered me, my last words would be “ok that’s fine but plz make sure my dog goes to a loving home”

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_]

Me: *passed out drunk again*

My dog:

[V @vvtran]

whyyyy did @AWCanada change their fries 😒😑 please change them back

[V @vvtran]

so my phone is messed up
and when I tap the home button, it automatically double taps...

I need a new one for the sole fact that I CANNOT SCREENSHOT ANYTHING 😭😭😭

[V @vvtran]

question I ask myself the most: what do you want to eat?

[V @vvtran]

how have I lived my entire life with allergies but never tried nasal spray until this year? ppl just wake up living like this- uncongested & being able to breathe through both nostrils?? what a life

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Mochi. He found a garden friend. Would like to know where they got those wings and if maybe they come in his size. 13/10

[V @vvtran]

debating buying a ps3 so I can play black ops 2/zombies again... do ppl still even play? LOL don’t want to play the new cod cause it’s shit

[Chrish @mistachrish]

Mean people: how y’all just wake up every day and be rude and grumpy all day? Like that’s a full time job honey are you not exhausted??

[V @vvtran]

how do I get played the most?
by telling myself I’ll get gas in the morning otw to work 🙂

[V @vvtran]

“Farting is your only job. You’re poor.” - my 6yo niece to her dad when he kept farting and blaming it on her LMAOOOOOO 💀💀💀

[V @vvtran]

I’m that kind of lazy that parks my car and considers moving it bc I saw a spot two spaces closer to the entrance

[V @vvtran]

wow you’re a bad dad? panty dropper. #nightswnicole

[V @vvtran]

pro tip: booty calls don’t start at 6am #nightswnicole

[V @vvtran]

I always know I got DRUNKdrunk when I go into my camera roll and have no pics, just vids

[justin leo @justinl71152415]

When a girl says “I’m cold” don’t be an idiot and say “me too”, instead say “well damn Jackie I can’t control the weather”