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deadpool’s boytoy

[Romy @Romy_Holland]

whenever there’s a line in a public bathroom, i notice that the women ahead of me usually take like 3-5 min in the stall. i’ve always been confused about why. i timed myself today and it took me under 40 seconds without rushing. is everyone else just resting or something?

[Frank @frankonfootball]

This is a fucking disaster. People in this country are thick as shit,

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

No amount of deranged smears will ever convince me this man is anything other than genuine, kind, and ready to stand up for ordinary people.

[Ashok Kumar | 🇵🇸 @broseph_stalin]

“Former synagogue”

It’s now a mosque. Weird to omit that.

[Shambo of Luxembourg @BradfemlyWalsh]

This is one of the major reasons why women daren't risk these journeys. Not the sea, but the men.

[skamverse @skamvrse]

isak and even walked so the others could CRAWL.

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

Thanks for all the lovely comments and support from media round this morning.

Great to see Green Party membership ticking up as we enter a really crucial week.

Let's end Rip Off Britain.

https://t.co/0qbagSvIYp

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

I remember being breathless reading that many of the people on the trains to the concentration camps thought the rumors in the ghettos of the gas chambers and forced slavery in the camps were lies up until the MOMENT they arrived

[debs ⊹ ࣪ @cuecadohyunjin]

nada explica a sensação de ler fanfics no AO3 até 3 da manhã, com os olhos ardendo de tanto olhar pra tela é disso que eu gosto

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

she is the best of us

[nick 🏒🍎🌈 #ilyacel @81lyarozy]

the way people say rachel wrote shane in the books (as the villain, as unlikeable, etc.) vs. the way I interpreted him (as lovable and just going through a difficult situation) makes me think these takes speak more about the people having them than about rachel

[Bibi🪷 @bibbsiy]

look at the people for my group project we falling bruh

[Georgina Hollifield 💚 @sp4rkl3jumpr0p3]

Outrage at a CEO only getting £120k a year and not outrage at the cleaner only getting £12k a year is why the country is in such a mess

[Donna McLean @Donna__McLean]

Two people died. People.

[Modelland Survivor @MonopolyPhonic]

London, the city that has, according to these people, somehow fallen to homosexual decadence and Sharia Law at the same time

[Saul Staniforth @SaulStaniforth]

.@ZackPolanski: "This was the 127th target seat for the Green party. There is now no no-go areas for the Green party, theres no such thing as a wasted vote.. you can't underestimate how transformational this is for British politics"

[Stuzi 🐝🐝 @stuzi_pants]

Well that didn’t exactly go to plan did it?

Irishman Tommy Robinson who lives under a residency in socialist Spain attempts to mock a Somali migrant only to discover that this is the guy who stopped the German kindergarten knife attack back in January

[𝐬 🇬🇧⸆⸉ @redelitist]

Just pure, unadulerated, shameless lies.

You literally cannot escape Christmas in the UK - it is so so wonderfully and glaringly interwoven into our winters.

Not a single British person I know chooses to say 'festive' over 'Christmas'.

You are just terminally Yank-brained.

[cez @cezthesocialist]

Hm...