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i have resting confused face they them he him

[☁️ @vvvvvren]

this will be my new pinned tweet

[inactive @user2111500]

HOZIER POSTED THIS BY ACCIDENT AND THEN APOLOGIZED AND I AM PEEING

[Ava @noampomsky]

I’m really passionate about having fun. I think hard work is mostly fulfilling as an path to more rareified forms of fun. like, it’s motivating to think that I don’t even *know* how much fun I could be having yet

[handsome gretel @greatestdisease]

once again looking at a man wondering where his top surgery scars are and then remembering

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

i’m gonna keep on dancin at the

[ezana 🇪🇷 @ezanabrah]

once love island is over we should all put our phones down and play outside 🙏🏽

[໊ @sonohoor]

born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from

[bella @johnnyslawrence]

i will NOT be celebrating 4th of july. i will instead be celebrating sinners (2025) streaming on max tomorrow.

[Devin Nunes' Cattle Dog 🇺🇦 🇪🇺🇺🇸🇨🇦 🇦🇺 @Kaos_Vs_Control]

ICE Agents hate this one trick…Knowing what to do when approached by ICE needs to be something that everyone plans.

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" well i just made some shit up and people believe me because i'm well read and use big words

[KingT$xic💫🦈🌊 @Toxicslimey777]

Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

[frankie @frankieats]

it’s a really good thing cherries have pits. it’s like a slow feeder dog bowl for a guy like me who loves cherries in a way that’s dangerous to my digestive system. if they were any easier to eat i’d be cherry sick every day of summer

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Two intelligent ladies telling each other indubitably

[☁️ @vvvvvren]

planted bucket gardens and feeling high on life

[pyramid head apologist @sab_weenuh]

speak for yourself this is exactly how i would kiss My Lover after returning home from a 30 minute grocery store run

[kale @softkale]

i’ll say it…i like picking up people from the airport….hearing the stories about their travel…making sure they made it home safely….

[mia @httpsosweet]

not to sound like a potted plant but sunlight and fresh air really makes a difference

[Cacophony Kid ×͜× @CacoKidOH]

Fuck chatgpt, wikipedia is my ride or die. If I'm gonna be misinformed I want to be misinformed BY THE PEOPLE