XBZ | Ferrum Carnes

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[XBZ | Ferrum Carnes @vvvXavier]

*goes on a drive to clear my head*

[XBZ | Ferrum Carnes @vvvXavier]

Malboros may have built an impressive empire but they didnt built the pyramids.
Camels did

[XBZ | Ferrum Carnes @vvvXavier]

Rhino platinum enthusiast here

[XBZ | Ferrum Carnes @vvvXavier]

@Sashaz04

[XBZ | Ferrum Carnes @vvvXavier]

I should crack a jack daniels bottle on your head

[XBZ | Ferrum Carnes @vvvXavier]

I miss buying hard liquor at 1 am and pretending to be homeless on the street

[lumi @lumiagww]

when i accidentally ruin the mood but i lowk just wanted some reassurance and affection

[Dill @dill35mm]

I’ve been on a diet and it consists of maxing my nicotine intake and not eating. Basically Ozempic.

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

being horny but too socially inept to flirt has me feeling like allan from smiling friends

[XBZ | Ferrum Carnes @vvvXavier]

What sets me apart is that man are flesh and blood but im flesh blood and iron. I am my machines and my machines are me. Your car drives and your guns shoot but mine stand as pillars of my humanity

[XBZ | Ferrum Carnes @vvvXavier]

My proudest artistic creations are all items created decades ago to be disposable that i carefully rebuilt and rehabilitated for continued use and conquest of the roads beneath them for the sake of the world in front of me.

[XBZ | Ferrum Carnes @vvvXavier]

My whole life has led up to me focusing on chilling as hard as humanly possible and yet somehow i find myself working harder and harder everyday.

[json @edgyjson]

turns out fucking a coworker is an important part of becoming an adult

[EdlainesGrandson @fntcreedo]

Nobody clean they room faster den a nigga who think he finna get pussy

[XBZ | Ferrum Carnes @vvvXavier]

The rule of studs is that theres always two, the og and the apprentice. Wtf young ma even doing? Failure stud

[XBZ | Ferrum Carnes @vvvXavier]

The bounce of a surgically clean ass leaving me suspicious and paranoid about not the pussy but it’s intention

[XBZ | Ferrum Carnes @vvvXavier]

Dull lips wrapped around my cock, surrounding it with contempt and prosecution

[XBZ | Ferrum Carnes @vvvXavier]

To conquer a cold and hatefilled pussy from a girl who is trying to destroy me and everything i stand for

[XBZ | Ferrum Carnes @vvvXavier]

Steal a girl’s heart and youre a romantic, steal her kidney and youre a sick fuck?? Ill never understand women

[XBZ | Ferrum Carnes @vvvXavier]

My mood swings like a bitch on aux who doesnt finish the song before switching to the next one everytime but its just two songs either comfortable liar - chevelle or something in the way - nirvana

[XBZ | Ferrum Carnes @vvvXavier]

Seems like everyone is on an ssri.
Half of them laugh about how miserable they used to be.
The other half gets defensive when i asked why they called it “an easy solution”