John von Wolzogen

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@Adnan_S2000 @Vikings It would be fine if the same organization posted a Christmas message with the same level of reverence and respect. They didn’t. See the difference?

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This morning, I went to the bank and saw a one-legged man at the ATM. He was checking his balance.

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@johnpavlovitz Apparently they know Maduro isn’t the legitimate president of Venezuela and that the people of Venezuela are happy he’s gone so their rightful president can take office.

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I accidentally sprayed myself in the mouth with Axe body spray this morning.

Now I talk with an Axe scent.

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@HorrorGorl “People believing America is the land of opportunities.”

I’m an Immigrant, I’m Asian, I came here with literally nothing, faced great adversity, and I made a great life for myself thanks to the abundant opportunities the US has made possible.

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@queenie4rmnola Okay and? Most Black people are not being properly educated about Black history. Case in point, the 1619 myth.

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@zero_inc56114 @ninaturner “Blah blah blah”

Oh yes, that certainly bolsters your argument.

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@Mikanojo @JonathanRishavy @johnpavlovitz Being gay etc is not a sin. But having sex outside the bounds of marriage is. Is it a big deal? No. But should the fact that it’s not a big deal mean we should pretend it’s not a sin? Also no.

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@Mikanojo @johnpavlovitz He’s not a pastor, and he’s not a Christian. And this might come as a surprise to you, but not everyone who calls him out on his apostasy is right-wing.

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@IssyVictoria74 @queenie4rmnola As a POC immigrant myself that sometimes gets mistaken as white bc of my name, I agree. I’m surprised how hostile some POC can be until I identify as Asian. I want to be recognized for my achievements, not bc of my ethnicity, and not bc I checked a certain box on a form.

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@queenie4rmnola We don’t live in an anti-Black society, we live in anti/victim playing society. As a POC myself, I don’t need or want the govt or white guilt folks gatekeeping on my behalf. I need them out of my way so I can be empowered to fight my own battles.

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@macad0ci0us @AyyyyyPAPI @ninaturner “Hahah got his ass”

But not my cash. You never will.

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@zero_inc56114 @ninaturner The “ black Americans fought too” argument only works if you’re expecting non-black individuals to be the only ones to pay reparations to black individuals. Since the argument is that the government should pay reparations to black individuals, your argument is fallacious.

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@zellieimani They, and all other people, have the right to pursue those things. They don’t have the right to have those things added to them for free. Big difference.

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I recently visited a small local zoo. The only animal they had there was a dog.

It was a shitzu.

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"On Nov13, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence. That request came from his wife.

With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of his friend Oscar Madison. Several yrs earlier, Madison's wife had thrown HIM out, requesting that HE never return.

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"It's tougher to be vulnerable than to actually be tough."

- Rihanna

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If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes Chicken Caesar wraps, because that's what he's getting.

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Just my luck, I found a magic lamp but I got a genie with hearing problems.

Does anyone have a use for a 10 inch pianist?