david

God’s grace

[KELE @F1MECHANICS]

"she doesn’t know her husband’s best soup” = such non issue.

“he does that know his babe’s best colour” = that's a serious red flag

God sees all.

[jesse alordiah 44DB @jessealordiah]

that fake begging before letting her go so you don’t look wicked

[DEJI @just_deji_]

His story is mad if you actually deep it bro 😳

Zadok Abu Yohanna was born on June 29, 2007. He belonged to the Sayawa people and wasraised in a modest home where football was more than a game it was an escape

At just 12 or 13 years old, young Zadok made a brave, almost unbelievable decision. He left his family behind and journeyed alone to Kaduna. He was registered at Allah Football Academy where he began chasing his destiny. No fancy boots. No lush grass. Just bare feet, pure heart, and a left foot that seemed kissed by magic.

Last year, he was still that hidden gem — playing monkey post style in Kaduna, dreaming big while the world barely knew his name. Then AIK Stockholm saw the fire in him. They took a chance, signing him from Ikon Allah for just €750,000 in 2025. In less than a year in Sweden, the boy exploded. Goals. Assists. Magic. Top European clubs started circling — Real Madrid, Chelsea, Newcastle, Tottenham. But it was Brighton & Hove Albion who won the race.

Today, at only 18 years old, Zadok has signed for the Seagulls in a £21.5 million deal a record-breaking move that will keep him at the club until 2031.
From the streets of Bauchi and the academy grounds of Kaduna to the bright lights of the Premier League.

This is more than a transfer story.
This is grass to grace in its purest form.
This is proof that Nigerian talent, forged in fire and faith, can rise and conquer the world.

This is the power of our academies like Ikon Allah factories of dreams that keep producing diamonds even when the odds are stacked against them.

Zadok Yohanna just gained another proud son ready to fly for Nigeria .

The world is watching how a boy from the red dirt of Bauchi to the green fields of England 🤯

Go make us proud 🇳🇬 😎

[david @vxddo]

@kingluu Tec is blown blown now

[𝒢𑄺💕(kowope) @_beccaish]

Once you don clock religious BS you go dey pity the the others

[david @vxddo]

😂😂😂

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

We miss our final penalty.

PSG - ✅✅❌✅✅
Arsenal - ✅❌✅✅❌

[david @vxddo]

@FCBarcelona Champions League next season!

[david @vxddo]

@TheUpperEnt Omah lay then zay

[david @vxddo]

@Spearhead_Af Good journalism

[016🍃🗿 @skengpen]

Working hard to make money to get someone who only wants you cos you have money doesn't sound very intelligent to me

[IKENNA @kena_ewuru]

Omo! All your women like you because of your money. You need to go back to your drawing board and check what you are doing wrong. Most likely leading with money 😒

[david @vxddo]

@FabrizioRomano 💯

[Alex Prompter @alex_prompter]

Let me trace the timeline here because nobody's connecting it.

Step 1: Scrape the entire internet. Every book, every article, every conversation, every piece of art, every forum post. Do it without asking. Do it without paying.

Step 2: Train a model on all of it. Call it "artificial intelligence."

Step 3: Go to BlackRock's Infrastructure Summit and announce: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."

Step 3 is where you sell people's own knowledge back to them. On a meter.

They took the collective output of human thought, compressed it into a model, and now they want to charge you by the token to access a version of what you and everyone you know already created.

One Reddit user put it perfectly: "They stole all this data from us, the people, our life's work, creativity, art, by devouring the internet and blowing through all copyright laws. Now they want to sell it back to us in the form of a utility."

Imagine if someone photocopied every book in the public library, burned the library down, and then opened a subscription service for the copies.

That's the metered intelligence business model.

And they're pitching it to infrastructure investors as though they invented water.

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

“It will favour me and my family” has to be one of the most imbecilic statements/mantras ever spoken by any peoples in Africa.

[david @vxddo]

@Feeztm Lol

[Forte😶‍🌫️ @Forte4r]

the weed today is not the same weed we were smoking in 2016

[david @vxddo]

@GBNEWS This is just stupid

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Women don’t understand nothing they do wrong until you do it back to them.

[Daquan Wiltshire DSG 🤘🏾🐝 @DAQUANDSG]

I’m not gonna lie. It’s so much easier to leave your home than it is to get y’all to leave ours 😭

[Lira Mercer @Lira_Galore_]

Please tie mine tighter, actually & place him in the front !