𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐧 ☻︎

just a vampire luvr

[𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐧 ☻︎ @vxmpiiryc]

If you ain’t Ishmael Rankin then you ain’t Ishmael Bankin’ 💸

[𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐧 ☻︎ @vxmpiiryc]

@bugcel_ I WAS IN THE BATH EARLIER WHEN THE MAINTENANCE CAME BY TO FIX MY AC I WAS SO SCARED 💀💀

[𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐧 ☻︎ @vxmpiiryc]

“I was hungover at 10am eating chalupas.”

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

good morning, let's go get this bread 🥖

[sarah • ceo of boobstarion @crispkkyu]

YEAH ❤️_❤️

[Amber Goodhart (Miss.Hart) @MissHartsArt]

Thirst🩸#Astarion

[𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐧 ☻︎ @vxmpiiryc]

“It’s not a Weiner it’s a shenis.” - @Princess_Maddz

[Self healing @selfhealingpage]

January attracts cash.
January attracts riches.
January attracts wealth.
January attracts money.
January attracts success.
January attracts fortune.
January attracts happiness.
January attracts abundance.
January attracts prosperity.

Affirm "YES"

[𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐧 ☻︎ @vxmpiiryc]

“Look at snoops balls”

[𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐧 ☻︎ @vxmpiiryc]

At the gym:
“It’s back day for me. I’ll be doing… back related activities.” - my bf

[𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐧 ☻︎ @vxmpiiryc]

My bf: “I need to shave my balls”
Me: *opens his legs* “just a little bit”
Bf: “no I need to be like that maked mole rat from Kim possible.”
Me: 💀

[𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐧 ☻︎ @vxmpiiryc]

“I’m a white guy named Rajeet.”

[xav ⋆˖ ࣪⭑ @repftv]

the minute pa turned red

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

>>>

[hk 🛸 @wyahk]

Would you still love me if i was an email

[𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐧 ☻︎ @vxmpiiryc]

“Uh I don’t love any emails so.. probably not.” - my bf

[hk 🛸 @wyahk]

Would you still love me if i was an email

[𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐧 ☻︎ @vxmpiiryc]

FUCK WULBREN BONGLE

[𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐧 ☻︎ @vxmpiiryc]

“What if Shaquille o Neal makes his wife say that his cum is ‘shaq-a-licious’ every time he cums?”

[Rayfish @Ray_hsif]

#BaldursGate3 #Astarion