Ayush Vyas

You Can Have More Than What You Got Because You Can Become More Than What You Are!

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It is called iPhone duo because two people will require to sell their kidneys in order to buy it.

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What do you call a raw mango that wants to bring about a revolution?

क्रांतिकैरी

Ok sorry

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April Fools’ is comforting… at least today they tell you after making a fool out of you.

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Celebrities: let me delete social media posts, unfollow a specific person and give obvious signs of controversy

Also celebrities after their controversy is milked: please respect our privacy

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Celebrated only during the highest of highs, isolated during even the slightest of lows.

Happy International Men’s Day

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Trying to act nonchalant all the time is just another way of hiding the fact that you lack communication skills

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All these misbehaving, violent. littering, urinating in public adults but somehow a kid who is naive, still growing and learning is the one who deserves to be taught a lesson by getting trolled relentlessly.

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Sometimes I envy my loved ones because they have a person like me in their lives

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Hear me out guys! Book clubs and run clubs are cool but how about food clubs where random people socialise on food and try a new place every week? Count me in!

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Aap logo ne notice kia hoga, kuch logo ko ekdum se zyada bhav milne lagta hai toh apne aap ko main character aur dusro ko side character samjhna shuru kardete hai.

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Pehele Sindoor ki taakat dekhi thi aur aaj Tilak ki 🇮🇳

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On the surface I might seem fine, but deep down mujhe mere swiggy order pe delivery partner assign na hone ki chinta sataye jaa rahi hai

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Aap logo ne notice kia hoga, aajkal dosto se milne ke liye 2 hafte pehele se appointment leni padti hai

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Pata nahi kaise loog hai, raat 12 baje ke baad over sharing kar dete hai fir sharam ke maare ghost kar dete hai

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Abroad jaane ka socha he tha ki har jagah Indian immigrants ki band bajni shuru ho gayi

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Agar ek mard ke jeevan mein sab kuch accha chal raha ho toh samajh jaana usee jald he khasi zukham hone wala hai.

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@PawanKu67735327 My bike suddenly stopped working out of the blue, called the service centre, they said this is a “0 mode issue” and they are out of parts to repair the bike currently and it will take over 18-20 days for them to get it.
The only purchase i regret,cant even go 2kms without worry

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@RevoltMotorsIN pathetic service, if anyone is planning to buy revolt, please reconsider.

Your service centres are useless

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Is this FOMO really about a concert or the sense of social belonging and the feeling of being a part of something big?

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From the surface I might seem okay but deep down I am just one bad workweek away from dancing on Instagram reels.