Vito Balchin

3 years ...nnabe troublemaker #My hobby ... Pop culture practitioner : Incurable web trailblazer ...

[Vito Balchin @vybyzitocon]

What did the dentist see at the North Pole? . . . A molar bear

[Vito Balchin @vybyzitocon]

When we make mistakes they call it evil. When God makes mistakes they call it Nature! ~Jack Nicholson in The Witches of Eastwick

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Laurence J. Peter~ Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

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What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective? Santa Clues!

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A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

[Vito Balchin @vybyzitocon]

What's a vampire's favorite drink? A Bloody Mary.

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Where do you find a down-and-out octopus? On squid row!

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Don't like my driving... Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT.

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Redneck Vocabulary: Show - "It show is hot today."

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H.L. Mencken~ Say what you will about the Ten Commandments you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.

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Waiter, there is a worm on my plate! That's not a worm sir, it's your sausage?

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If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

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Dolphins: Don't trust a species that's always smiling, its up to something!

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Alfred North Whitehead~ Periods of tranquility are seldom prolific of creative achievement. Mankind has to be stirred up.

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Burnadette Devlin~ To gain that which is worth having it may be necessary to lose everything else.

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Our health always seems much more valuable after we lose it. -Unknown Author

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Sharon: I'm so homesick. Sheila: But this is your home! Sharon: I know and I'm sick of it.

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Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.

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Raymond Holliwell~ No matter what we want of life we have to give up something in order to get it.

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Duty makes us do things well, but love makes us do them beautifully.