Paulette Belfitt

; Passionate bacon maven . Zombieaholic # ... Practical:Incurable social media geek

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CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose.

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Jefferson Davis~ Never be haughty to the humble never be humble to the haughty.

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A father maintains ten children better than ten children one father. - German Proverb

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We advance on our journey only when we face our goal, when we are confident and believe we are going to win out. -Orison Swett Marden

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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin!

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Paul Tillich~ Man is asked to make of himself what he is supposed to become to fulfill his destiny.

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Which is Worse? Screwing an intern or screwing the country.

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Henry Ward Beecher~ Greatness lies not in being strong but in the right use of strength.

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Many hands make quick work. - German Proverb

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Arnold Glasgow~ Nothing lasts forever - not even your troubles.

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Cicero~ Nature herself makes the wise man rich.

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Samuel Johnson~ A cucumber whould be well sliced and dressed with pepper and viniger and then thrown out as good for nothing.

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Though a lie be swift, truth overtakes it. - Italian Proverb

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Ralph Waldo Emerson~ Character is higher than intellect... A great soul will be strong to live as well as to think.

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If a cats tail is slightly raised and softly curved: The cat is beginning to get interested in something.

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Do not hold everything as gold which shines like gold. - Alanus de Insulus (Alain de l'Isle)

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What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes!

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Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L. A. , Chicago

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Cats must play find the mouse on the bed at midnight.

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Success and rest don't sleep together. -Russian proverb