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[Telegram Messenger @telegram]

Over 300,000 people die of drowning each year. In order to protect society, it is now illegal to consume or possess water.

Your government is also considering banning solid food, as it presents a needless choking hazard.
You are not an adult.
You are a baby.
Eat the baby food.

[260401 @vypurrr]

@swapnakpanda @durov Because you are a chootiya lund. Thats why.

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

If you think paying $6K/hr for a Silicon Valley mid is crazy, just remember that people still pay $96K/hr for a session with this dude

[Hyperliquid Policy Center @HyperliquidPC]

We welcome today’s CFTC actions: approval of the first U.S.-listed perpetual derivatives contract, an accompanying Commission policy statement on the listing of perpetual derivatives, related interpretive guidance and no-action relief from the Market Participants Division, and a Staff Advisory on 24/7 Trading, Clearing, and Settlement, as a long-overdue acknowledgment that perpetual derivatives are a legitimate and essential tool for price discovery and risk management.

For too long, regulatory ambiguity drove these markets offshore, depriving American traders and institutions of access to regulated venues and undermining U.S. competitiveness in the global derivatives markets.

Today’s actions chart a new path forward. We look forward to engaging closely with the Commission to ensure that the framework it develops is workable not only for centralized intermediaries, but for the onchain protocols where the most significant perpetuals activity actually occurs.

[260401 @vypurrr]

@PaulGoldEagle @realdoctormike

[Nassim Nicholas Taleb @nntaleb]

Your sense of aesthetics is best reflected in the way you dress & the way you organize your surroundings.
Clearly you don't need expensive clothes ("une Parisienne sait s'habiller avec un chiffon").

Without aesthetics (elegance in both looks and behavior), a human is no human.

[Atlas Press @realAtlasPress]

Nassim Taleb, damn

[Romano @RNR_0]

NEXT UP

[260401 @vypurrr]

@ourhermitage She should also grow a dick then by this logic lmao

[260401 @vypurrr]

@PriyanshuP1405 These kinda post are irrelevant and off topic. My guy focus, on you are doing good.

[260401 @vypurrr]

@PriyanshuP1405 Don’t chase, allow !

[260401 @vypurrr]

@PriyanshuP1405 Tell them to fuck off. That’s just straight up disrespectful. I would honestly laugh at their face

[Jenni @hashjenni]

unpopular opinion: if you buy a seat you’re entitled to it

[OpenAI Newsroom @OpenAINewsroom]

These “OpenAI tokens” are not OpenAI equity. We did not partner with Robinhood, were not involved in this, and do not endorse it.  Any transfer of OpenAI equity requires our approval—we did not approve any transfer.

Please be careful.

[andi (twocents.com) @Nexuist]

Korean guy cheats at interviews and starts a multi million dollar company backed by American VCs. Indian guy cheats at interviews and becomes a cautionary tale about the sophistication of foreign workers ripping off Americans. Branding!

[kook 🏝️ @KookCapitalLLC]

robinhood entrace into crypto is perfect

lying and scamming right out the gate they fit right in

[soham parekh @phantomthread_d]

Elon can work at 9 startups, Jamie Dimon can be on board of multiple companies but when you do it, it’s ‘Scam’.

[260401 @vypurrr]

@pureMysoginist This is hilarious 😆

[DJ Vlad @djvlad]

Cassie is guilty of the same prostitution charges Diddy was just convicted of. I interviewed 3 of the male escorts. All 3 of them said the same thing - Cassie picked them, contacted them for freak offs, enjoyed the experiences and paid them.

Meanwhile, she’s sitting on $30M and writing letters to the judge asking him not to give Diddy bail.

[260401 @vypurrr]

@foundmyfitness It makes my skin break out and I have stomach issues if I take 10g. I would love to tho, does anyone know what I could change ?