Vyranta🪼

[Banton @ImBanton_]

Unpopular opinion:-

Flat-chested girls are more attractive than girls with bigger chests

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

A problem shared is still your problem

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Call me materialistic but money really makes me happy. A bank notification of incoming money makes me forget that I’m having a bad day.😭

[CHA$E @jehovahsflyest]

i’m so fake antisocial. i make friends so easily. the people love me 😭😭😭

[EgoKuwait 🇰🇼 @Egokuwait]

Does it ever bother you that the tweet you come across on your TL could’ve been made by a naked person? 😂😂😂😂

[Vyranta🪼 @vyranta]

@Wizarab10 Tbh, real life is stranger than anything we see online.

[Vyranta🪼 @vyranta]

Y’all will think he’s lying, but this is true.

A friend of mine went to her ex’s house the same night her boyfriend—now husband —proposed to her.

She was crying, telling her ex they should still be fucking that her husband is very dull.

Real life is crazy.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Divorced the wife and still collected opueh after she signed divorce paper.

Alpha Emeritus🙌🏾

But, before you go
Give me one for the road

[Vyranta🪼 @vyranta]

@Guru_La_Odds @Wizarab10 Please😭😂

[Vyranta🪼 @vyranta]

@LeoStrata @Wizarab10 Exactly

[Giovanni Ifedi-Williams @TheGiovannis]

Guys, I have retrieved my ₦100,000 from those lawless group of officers.

Special thanks to:
@TunjiDisu1
@PoliceNG_CRU
@PoliceNG
DPO and DCO, Akinpelu Police Division
@CspIniedu
@LagosPoliceNG

...and thank you for your dogged fight against irresponsible policing.

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Unidos! 🇵🇹

[Davido @davido]

I pray for success 👑

[Vyranta🪼 @vyranta]

kill me, that’s talent God wasted

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

You can get the hardest captions for your photos from Drake lyrics 😂😂

[Vyranta🪼 @vyranta]

The only female artist I have on my playlist is Cardi B

[@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆 @OneJoblessBoy]

Is this bro lying to himself or he genuinely means this?

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Portugal players when they realize that if they pass the ball to their striker, he actually scores goals…

[I'm Batman @BatmanTweetzz]

The definition of a perfect physique. ☠️

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

June 30

[✰ @slowwlifee]

purposely ignoring hints so people can be direct and communicate like adults

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

ESTAMOS AQUI!

[kitty 🐻 @xoo_kitty]

I like using twitter because none of my friends use it