ColtonVyse

that’s fried

[ColtonVyse @VyseColton]

Nobody:

Me: *randomly slaps 20 lb bag of dog food in the store for no reason*

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Canadian truckers rule

[ColtonVyse @VyseColton]

Benders are like sex, if you’re not shaking afterwards, you didn’t go hard enough!!

[WORLDSTARHIPHOP @WORLDSTAR]

Comment below! 👇🤔

[ColtonVyse @VyseColton]

sad noticing my old friends delete & remove me outta their life, like shit am i really that bad or should i just forget about it? #thoughts

[𓆦 @clitantro]

gf who rots in bed all day (loyal)

[Rich The Kid @richthekid]

You are only successful as your mindset

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

Porn is free , why so much for water ?

[ColtonVyse @VyseColton]

21 years old & just bought my 1st Rolex

[ColtonVyse @VyseColton]

this heat is really making me miserable!!

[ColtonVyse @VyseColton]

cannot wait for retirement

[ColtonVyse @VyseColton]

safe to say im ready to enjoy a summer filled with booze & hlf naked women 💁🏼‍♀️

[ColtonVyse @VyseColton]

Either you go after the life you want or settle for the life you get.

[Richard swan @Richard_swan95]

My next relationship we doing crack, cause I never seen 2 crack heads break up.

[maria @mariaaneave]

Went from searching up ya name 9 times a day, to not giving a fuck if you alive

[ColtonVyse @VyseColton]

They’ll bash you with the same mouth you nutted in 😕🥺

[ColtonVyse @VyseColton]

i just wanna be in paradise rightnow

[ColtonVyse @VyseColton]

sex drive>work ethic

[ColtonVyse @VyseColton]

If you wear panties that cover your whole booty, then unfriend me abuela.