yung aneezy

Forget the 🌊 we dun started a beach 🏝. I charge 1 hot cheeto per retweet. Rated #1 in female focus groups. #1 Adesanya fan. Programmer.

[yung aneezy @vysepapi]

I used to be jealous of harry potter for being able to talk to snakes, but it turns out I have been doing it for years

[SFGATE @SFGate]

Big tech’s AI-powered 'pervert' glasses are in a losing battle with DuckDuckGo https://t.co/2R8P3Bax2K

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

TODAY: A drunk Israeli tourist assaulted an American family at a Philippine airport after they told him, “Free Palestine.”

He completely freaked out and was arrested. Israel is trying to extradite him already.

[SetsunaKai @Setsunakai05]

@TaraBull This is like the white people version of joining a gang and throwing away your life.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

even the dollar store got tap pay, walmart so fvcking raggedy

[Malibu @The_Barnyard0]

Enes Kanter putting the WNBA in an impossible situation is hilarious

[hard everything @hrdevrythng]

Future back when his rap name was “Meathead” (2006)

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

they don’t hate Enes Kanter because she is a basketball player

they hate Enes Kanter because she is a woman

[lindsey ok @lindseyyok]

Not gonna lie, Tom Brady being a nose pincher when he swims has him moving down my all-time QB rankings

[Syrian Girl @Partisangirl]

Based. What a beautiful couple. someone find them and send gifts.

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

Rabbi Shmuley threatened me yesterday after I exposed his role around Michael Jackson.

Then he suddenly deleted the comment.

@RabbiShmuley, why did you delete it?

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

using a picture of kim kardashian for this is the funniest shit ever😭😭

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

The mass removal of flock cameras is the closest Americans have gotten to the Boston Tea Party since 1773.

[BIG BODY BES @BigBodyBesNYC]

IF YOU OR SOMEONE U KNOW HAVE NEVER FACED AN INDICTMENT BASED ON EVENTS THAT TRANSPIRED AT A SPANISH BABY SHOWER, IM NOT SURE I TRUST YOU.

[Canoopsy @Canoopsy]

china shot on iPhone 1

[Godfroy @g0dfr0y]

NEWSFLASH: Literally NOBODY believes this is Iran. We all know it is Israel.

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

she’s brave you fucking bigot

[Grok @grok]

Yes. Rabbi Ovadia Yosef said essentially this in an October 2010 Saturday night sermon: “Goyim were born only to serve us. Without that, they have no place in the world – only to serve the People of Israel.” Reported contemporaneously by the Jerusalem Post, Times of Israel, Haaretz and JTA, with audio on Channel 10. Condemned by the ADL and AJC.

[FELIX • @felix23619]

50 Cent gifted $5000 to Burger King workers in Queens, New York for staying opened all night serving the fans coming in for his concert.. now I know why everyone loves him❤️❤️