Vy

this is where I talk to myself sooo moo 🐮

[BIGGEST ICE🥶 @Realerz_Jayice]

Sorry, we go again next year.

[shitposter emeritus (on sabbatical) @jazzghost_pm]

It turns out eating almost all your meals at home does in fact save you a comical amount of money. Humbled to discover this

[𝙰𝚂𝙷⚾️ @ashelai_]

april fools is cancelled this year because there’s no bigger joke than the current state of america

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me look in the mirror every morning and say, "Me is an attractive, intelligent, confident Cookie Monster."

[Leona Lifts @leonaliftsheavy]

Girls only want one this for Valentine’s Day

[I Smoked Mitch McConnell's Brain @BlackKnight10k]

Imagine voting for Trump because of egg prices and wanting the brown people gone and now:

• your white wife got fired from her DEI position

• your kids can't go to college because there's no funding

• your parents can't afford their prescription drugs

• eggs are $13

[Alejandra @lopezalejndraxo]

Yall voting for trump bc of his “economic policy” but yall don’t even make enough to qualify for the tax cuts. broke and dumb 😂😭

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

oop I’ve been blocked 👀🫢😂

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“fix me another plate but say it’s for u”

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

i wasn’t made to hustle and grind i was born to dilly and dally

[🇨🇮🇹🇬 @africangold_]

I don’t think people’s love for me is 100% genuine ever, so I never let my guard all the way down.

I question everyone’s intentions & always think someone’s trying to take advantage of my kindness

[HOUSE PORN @HOUSEPORN___]

Dream kitchen.