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ㅤㅤ Huh? Trap? No, this was just free cake. Sure her body fell into a hole, but it's fine.
ㅤㅤYeah, she went numb down there. But surely it's just nothing, right?
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ㅤㅤ Y'know she's not stupid, right? She's well over a thousand years old..
ㅤㅤDo you really think she hasn't noticed you staring at her ass at every chance you've gotten?
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ㅤㅤ After weeks of begging, you finally convinced the hag of an elf to let you play with those massive, wobbling, adventure-built cheeks
ㅤㅤ"Do try not to get it on my-"
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ㅤㅤ Even old granny Elves like Frieren can get these modern boys, they're so.. easy?
��ㅤOr maybe boys these days have different taste than the ones back in the day
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ㅤㅤ Really? Leaving your load inside the old elf, just letting it drip out? That isn't very nice of you..
ㅤㅤDidnt your mother teach you to respect your elders?
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ㅤㅤ "Hmph. We cannot finish this dungeon if you're going to be distracted the entire time.
ㅤㅤCome here, put your thing inside me so we can continue forward."
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ㅤㅤ Forcing an old Elf into such a scandalous outfit... you should feel ashamed of yourself!
ㅤㅤJust look at her... she's so... embarrassed... Or... Horny?
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ㅤㅤ The hag elf and her "seduction techniques" are both a bit out of date... not to mention incredibly rusty...
ㅤㅤsomeones gonna have to freshen up her skills, hm?
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ㅤㅤ After you trudged through a dungeon, disappointed that it had already been looted...
ㅤㅤYou found quite the treasure waiting for you near the end~
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ㅤㅤ "Will you be down there much longer? I promised Fern I'd be back at the inn before dinner.
ㅤㅤAnd would you mind telling me what kind of research this is for again?"
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ㅤㅤ A new grimoire for sale? One that's just a few good pieces too expensive for the elf and her student?
ㅤㅤWell... she has her ways of making some extra money~
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ㅤㅤ Putting on a show for some nobles, and in exchange she gets access to a massive library of magical texts?
ㅤㅤThats a no brainer! Of course she's doing it!