Valentina Taylor

A love witch’s familiar / dragon

[Valentina Taylor @w0nderwitch]

Man fuck ur bible lmao

[𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖉𝖞 𝖛𝖘 𝕭𝖆𝖇𝖞𝖑𝖔𝖓 @mary_got_grace]

Your diet should be a love letter to ur body

The Bible mentions:
🍞 Sourdough bread 250 times
🥭 Pomegranates 23 times
🫒 Olive oil 191 times
🐑 Lamb 104 times
🐄 Cows 132 times
🐐 Goats 136 times
🍯 Raw Honey 61 times
🍷 Wine 220 times
🌿 Figs 50 times
🐟 Fish 72 times
🥛 Raw Milk 4 times

Eat Biblically

[Valentina Taylor @w0nderwitch]

Hey that’s my body

[poemist @poemixt]

2500 years old statue of Aphrodite

[Valentina Taylor @w0nderwitch]

I guess that's what happens in the end, you start thinking about the beginning

[Valentina Taylor @w0nderwitch]

Yeah I was definitely heading towards my own episode of my super sweet sixteen before they canceled it LMAO I even asked my dad if I could do the show and he said yes lmao two clowns in a circus

[Valentina Taylor @w0nderwitch]

Or that time we had to sell chocolate bars to pay for our Universal Studios trip but me and my dad ended up eating all the chocolate so I just had him give me the $170 in cash at once 💀

[Valentina Taylor @w0nderwitch]

me being in the 5th grade and being the big baller at school cause my dad would pay me $50 weekly to print the Vegas odds for him cause he hates computers. Spoiling all my men smh I had to cut that shit out! 😬😆 like baby I’ll buy you all the snacks say less

[Valentina Taylor @w0nderwitch]

my dad bragging to my nana, who’s a hard core Gardner, that I can grow weed( which doesn’t approve of) 🙄🫩 my dad is such a clown

[Valentina Taylor @w0nderwitch]

don’t know they motives anymore that’s why I hesitant. I’m tired of partying and gettin drunk I’m tryna ✨elevate✨ #rolltide

[Valentina Taylor @w0nderwitch]

put that camera phone away and keep it real with me… time and time again I’m searching for reality… feeling so alone, again

[Valentina Taylor @w0nderwitch]

and what did you personally do to stop these bad people?

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

MY GREATEST ADULT DISAPPOINTMENT WAS DISCOVERING THAT BAD PEOPLE GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING.

[Valentina Taylor @w0nderwitch]

I mean yes I did plan on great detail to mass shoot Pepperdine but it was my personal diary entry. Not their businsss!!!

[Valentina Taylor @w0nderwitch]

Fuck LA/Cali. They tried to keep me forever smh I’m tryna go home bruh they fr kept me for like 2 months

[Ana Skywalker (sith lord) @TheToxDonna]

@w0nderwitch @CIA I actually have never had a psych ward stay in my home town lol. 1st was Schenectady NY, 2nd was Los Angeles and the final one was finally Boston but still not my actual town.

[Valentina Taylor @w0nderwitch]

throwback to when I got home from my first psych ward visit in Schenectady NY after getting an engineering application from watervliet arsenal and applied to the @CIA and they ghosted me. Should’ve taken the bait when the market was cheap 👾👾👾👾

[Valentina Taylor @w0nderwitch]

NOT MEEEEEE BITCHHHHH

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Almost half of US adults under 30 live with a parent.

[Valentina Taylor @w0nderwitch]

I wonder if Chris cuomo still thinks about me lmao fuck his kids tho fr. What ungrateful little brats

[Valentina Taylor @w0nderwitch]

college ana with her “sadandbougie” finsta was iconic she is immortal… she is me 🧘🏽‍♀️

[Valentina Taylor @w0nderwitch]

I’m just such the perfect woman. I clearly was designed unlike you no form barely function misfits

[Valentina Taylor @w0nderwitch]

the secret to immortality is to be loved deeply by god. Lmao.

[𝜗℘ @lacedli]

The secret to immortality is to be loved by an artist

[Valentina Taylor @w0nderwitch]

I like to think of myself as the “ekitten” to an alien “edaddy” and we use telepathy like a private line chat room 🧝🏻‍♂️🩵🧝🏾‍♀️💚🛸👾👽 💍

[Valentina Taylor @w0nderwitch]

Rip a hole thru space time and pull out the man from my dreams.

[Kira @Kiravibess__]

What's your plan B if nobody marries you ??