the tangible participant

i tell it like it is but i always make it nice

[the tangible participant @w1gmaster]

this is my movie trailer for my movie in the light of a miracle. if u care

[the tangible participant @w1gmaster]

the student in question just cut her hair i cant wait to tell her she looks like luann de lesseps later

[the tangible participant @w1gmaster]

student just told me i look like “cave town”

[the tangible participant @w1gmaster]

@petravoncunty soooo good

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

“It’s hard to put that genie back in The Bible” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard

[uncle gworl @_uncle_gworl]

anyway did everyone try the Maddie’s Secret? I thought the Maddie’s Secret was lovely!

[soapy hadid @soapyhadid]

I’m the first of the gang to die for an amazing reason

[the tangible participant @w1gmaster]

gay guy just stuck his arm all the way out his car window to wave at me enthusiastically and i have no idea who it was. hm

[the tangible participant @w1gmaster]

@petravoncunty the quick and the dead by joy williams

[the tangible participant @w1gmaster]

@eamonnnishea see thats the good thing about going to physical therapy before work i get a lovely hour of no phone and being touched by a nice man

[the tangible participant @w1gmaster]

they dont wanna tell u this but waking up at 6am to go to physical therapy at 7am is actually the key. to everything

[the tangible participant @w1gmaster]

@sarahjanehay7 i guess so...

[the tangible participant @w1gmaster]

okay so i havent had sex in like six months and the desire has been completely sublimated into online shopping. it's getting really bad does anyone know of things to do that arent that?

[the tangible participant @w1gmaster]

@cheerstomags real

[the tangible participant @w1gmaster]

@snotnosetv see that just makes me want to buy stuff more. but i’ll try

[the tangible participant @w1gmaster]

@Streetcar89 😭😭😭

[the tangible participant @w1gmaster]

genuinely fuck po boy fest. u gain nothing from attending po boy fest that u couldn’t get from literally any corner store. and no corner store ever plays music that terrible nor makes it impossible for me to park at my own home

[the tangible participant @w1gmaster]

morrissey tour 2026 involves an hour of gay guy music video night im not joking

[the tangible participant @w1gmaster]

shaving my whole body for morrissey concert

[the tangible participant @w1gmaster]

juno got to participate in halloween as well

[the tangible participant @w1gmaster]

@sedm1kr4sky no one gives a fuck about halloween in new orleans this year idk whats going on

[the tangible participant @w1gmaster]

so im the only faculty member that came to work in costume..

[the tangible participant @w1gmaster]

@madamscrewhead literally what is going on