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[Wil @w1lpwr]

Don't fly @CopaAirlines. They dont take care of their customers. Paid $2700 for round trip to Chile, when they cancelled my flight back they placed me on a different flight with a 12 HOUR LAYOVER! Discussion to place me on more comparable flight required me to pay even more money

[Wil @w1lpwr]

Took my wife to my favorite restaurant on Feb 12, @PassionFishRest. Was really let down with over-cooked, charred steak, undercooked fish, and a Brunello that seemed to be starting to cork. The crab/corn chowder was great, as was the potato puree with crab!

[Wil @w1lpwr]

@XOComm @VZBizMarkets Outage in northern Virginia, number 5 in the last 4 months for us, and no status updates again. Going on 9 hours without internet access! Not going to renew with XO/Verizon Business!

[Erica Werner @ericawerner]

House Republicans-elect look pretty different from House Democrats-elect.

[Wil @w1lpwr]

@robdelaney When is soon? Amazon isn't sharing details here in the US.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Just saw Incredibles 2. The designer of Elastigirl’s big ass deserves the Oscar for Making My Dong Rock Hard.

[Wil @w1lpwr]

@robdelaney just watched all three seasons again, for the third time. When is season 4 coming! Wife and I are going thru withdrawals.

[Wil @w1lpwr]

@AmericanAir another flight with the entertainment system in the chair in front of me not working. AA1393 10f

[Wil @w1lpwr]

Have you seen this?!

https://t.co/h50CbavTtI

[Wil @w1lpwr]

@officialkenan I could see this on SNL and you in it! Please check it out!
https://t.co/Jh07yCn9Pv

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

The biggest testament to why we need Birth Control is the fact that Trump's mother wasn't using it when she conceived her son!

[David Begnaud @DavidBegnaud]

Maddening.
3,000 shipping containers packed with food water & medicene have been sitting at the port in Puerto Rico since Saturday

[Wil @w1lpwr]

@NBCNews Who do you have on the ground in Puerto Rico giving regular updates. CBS has David Begnaud; who do you have?

[Daniel Gross @grossdm]

More US citizens live in Puerto Rico than live in the Dakotas, Vermont, Wyoming, and Alaska combined. I don't see Congress lifting a finger

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Hey millenials, Coldplay isn't "cool"?? Your aunt Susan didn't complain when I blasted them as I ate her big ass.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

@BreakingDTrump @realDonaldTrump