incorrect wanna one

totally real messages from wanna one's group chat

[incorrect wanna one @w1tfln]

since i get a lot of requests!!!

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wanna one go s1: https://t.co/23wGiTpWFw

wanna one go zero base: https://t.co/F2DxvVGN6q

wanna one go in jeju: https://t.co/bfTfQWReFn

wanna one go x-con: https://t.co/ox5oJDLka0

[incorrect wanna one @w1tfln]

ong: i never know what to say to people at funerals

jisung: just say "i'm so sorry for your loss", then move on

[later at a funeral]

ong: i’m so sorry for your loss. move on.

[incorrect wanna one @w1tfln]

jaehwan: do you have a favorite book

minhyun: 1984

jaehwan: that's too many

[incorrect wanna one @w1tfln]

[at a restaurant]

minhyun: uh... you shouldn't be using a straw...

ong: i know, i know. it's bad for the environment

minhyun: i mean yeah that too but it's just a really weird way of eating spaghetti

[incorrect wanna one @w1tfln]

jaehwan: maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate just one time...

minhyun: maybe you should go the fuck to sleep

[incorrect wanna one @w1tfln]

sungwooon: i'm 80% muscles, 20% water, and 100% talent

minhyun: that's 200%

sungwoon: i'm twice the man you'll ever be

[incorrect wanna one @w1tfln]

minhyun: at my funeral there’ll be a kahoot game with 1,000 questions about my life and whoever wins gets my entire will

jaehwan: well my dream of seducing you into marriage and killing you for your money was nice while it lasted

[incorrect wanna one @w1tfln]

jinyoung: daehwi and i are a couple

minhyun: a couple of good friends

jinyoung: no, we are a couple. period

minhyun: ...a couple of good friends, yes

[incorrect wanna one @w1tfln]

minhyun: one of these days i’m going to say the f-word. then you’ll all be sorry

[incorrect wanna one @w1tfln]

minhyun: i really hate the way you make me feel

jaehwan: is this your way to confess

minhyun: no you make me wanna die

[incorrect wanna one @w1tfln]

*phone sex*

minhyun: tell me what you’d do with me

jaehwan: *loudly chewing a bagel* idk probably sex

[incorrect wanna one @w1tfln]

interviewer: what's it like being in wanna one?

minhyun: imagine working with completely civilized, responsible and mature people

interviewer: okay

minhyun: now throw that idea out the window

[incorrect wanna one @w1tfln]

[at a restaurant]

minhyun: hey, are you single?

jaehwan: y-yes i am

minhyun: [takes away the extra chair in front of him]

minhyun: thanks

[incorrect wanna one @w1tfln]

no one:
minhyun:

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[incorrect wanna one @w1tfln]

sungwoon: netflix and chill

ong: blockbuster and cockthruster

jaehwan: imax and climax

minhyun: church and praying for forgiveness

[incorrect wanna one @w1tfln]

jisung: we have been standing here for thirty five minutes-

minhyun: just.. just give him some time

jaehwan: [pulling a door that clearly says ‘push’]

jisung: oh my god

[incorrect wanna one @w1tfln]

minhyun: how tough are you? 

daniel: i walk up the stairs with normal pace 

minhyun: that isn't— 

daniel: after i turn off the light 

minhyun: you are qualified to join the wrestling club

[incorrect wanna one @w1tfln]

minhyun: what do you want for dinner tonight?

jaehwan: your dick

jaehwan: whoops i meant your pick

minhyun:

jaehwan: sorry auto correct sucks

minhyun: this is a verbal conversation

[incorrect wanna one @w1tfln]

minhyun: be careful when you leave the dorm in the morning, it’s ass eating season!!

jisung:

jisung: what do you think ass eating season means?

minhyun: there’s frost on the ground! slippery!! you’ll fall and eat ass!

jisung: who told you tha- WOOJIN

[incorrect wanna one @w1tfln]

minhyun: hey, are you seeing someone?

jaehwan, blushing: n-no. why?

minhyun: i think you really should see a therapist or something

[incorrect wanna one @w1tfln]

minhyun: w-why does this salad taste so bad

jaehwan: hey i worked hard on that

minhyun: did you at least wash the lettuce

jaehwan: of course! i even used soap