Just discovered my 19 year old daughter has an OnlyFans account
I was devastated
She clearly must not be registered as a sole proprietor with the the German Trade Office
I sat her down and asked how much she'd made
She said €4,200
I nearly collapsed
That's at least €1,890 in unreported VAT obligations
She started crying but I did the only thing a good father could do
We spent the entire weekend filling out forms together
She's now fully compliant with a business registration and tax ID
Makes €340/month after taxes and social contributions
I've never been more proud of her
Only 19 and already an online entrepreneur
She has a bright future ahead of her