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What’s unique about the twin snakes sour snake is the gummi itself is sour; it relies not on external citric acid crystals.

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Swear i hear christina Aguileras voice coming from behind this thicket of trees rn..

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Under our socioeconomic paradigm its simply pragmatic to have a humiliation kink because then its impossible to lose in most situations

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See no one even liked this tweet……

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No one really talks about Martians anymore… but im still curious

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@wild_golbat Me either especially in pet friendly hotels ? Idk maybe i entered a parallel dimension

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Currently a member of the unhoused community so im Uber eatsing 1 lean cuisine 4pack cut water 1 pack twin snakes 1 gallon bottled water 1 box cheez it extra toasty 🤩 to the super 8 nonetheless

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@wild_golbat I did 25% 🙂‍↕️im normally not an uber eatser but im not allowed to leave my dog in the hotel or theyll like call the police or something is the rule

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@cornfedbae Wait yes……

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Just finding out Madonna isn’t British

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Love to not wash my hands after using the bathroom cuz I actually just vaped in there 😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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Lowkey means epistemologically highkey means ontologically

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Experiencing hauntological reverberations of the T. rex cafe spectre

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Someone should make a cover of California Joni Mitchell called Neopia and it’s about finding joy in returning to neopets. I had this idea bc she’s already talking about omelettes in the song . But someone else needs to finish it im only good for revelation not execution

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Blame it on my ADD baby 😝

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@cornfedbae 😔 our queer elders

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Cuz I got one hand in my pocket and the other one diggin in my butt

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Ugh im having terror rn

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Fred Motrin and stefani horney😙😙