uhhmmeow?

nihilistic nerd loser 18 yr cinephile.
she/he/suckmydick

[MK // in my Megsmeralda era @ColorsOfTheMid]

Left my Diet Coke in the freezer for too long and it lost its fizz

[kipp 🇮🇪 @kalopop]

a bulkier applejack

[danny @speedballpunker]

i did shrooms this weekend and hammered nails into this logan paul figure i shoplifted from target

[spence 🛸| r&mtwt @ethereater137]

Yeah

[桃山 @s_t_melon]

この帽子にはファスナー付きの小さなポケットがついている。
昔はこのポケットに、女性といざという時のためにコンドー❤を忍ばせていた。
今は何を？
リウマチの薬が入っている😅
年を取るとはこういうことだ。

[Cate :) (commissions open!)🇵🇸 @KatyCreep7]

Bimbo and goth culture through the years

[bridge @brdqe]

When someone sees you vape in public and then vapes back

[uhhmmeow? @w4fflezz420]

three shots of vodka and one glass of milk

[Michael ⚣ @paranoid_c0re]

I didn't grow up being called a retard for my disabilities to have ethan on twitter say I cant say it

[mya ⋆˚✿ @sparklingpeach_]

when the weekend has binge drinking and friendship

[agatta christ @carv3dwaxe]

A sensação de ser uma garota interessada em bebida, nicotina e sexo

[🪽 @tinyangelette]

accidentally said “oh okay cause i was wondering” to a customer .

[ryan 🦇 @tayloustat]

some of yall are too binary to get it and thats okay, its not meant to be for you

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

i’m all of them

[sally said, sally said @tidaltowns]

everyone get more camp and kind and tryhard and unabashed and sexy and a little sleazy or trashy and weird with it right fucking now!!!!

[Gummy | COMMS OPEN @4poll0gum]

someone on here said they were like the little angel and devil on ur shoulders and i thought it was very cute... they will be missed 💞

[♡ @MistressOfSpace]

Dsl mais c'est un signe de la monté du fachisme

[Undead Media VHS @undeadmedia_]

My friend said its "Gay 9/11" in a group chat to which my other friend responded with this image.

[una sola pasa @agredmiau]

this gif is structured exactly like a homestuck panel