Rip Van Winkle

Diary

[Rip Van Winkle @w80796316]

Once you've spent a day on planet earth you'll never stop wanting to beat Americans to death with your bare hands

[Rip Van Winkle @w80796316]

@MuktiPill Looks a bit shite tbh. Armour isn't accurate and the peasants should have longbows, since men were required by law to train with them every Sunday back then

[🕷️ @mayvward]

truly the worst 48h of my life

[Rip Van Winkle @w80796316]

On Sunday we are Spanish 🇪🇸 🇪🇸 🇪🇸 🇪🇸 🇪🇸 🇪🇸

[Rip Van Winkle @w80796316]

The next time I see Messi's face, I want it to be filled with at least five bullet wounds

[Rip Van Winkle @w80796316]

In their entirety. Not one must be left alive

[Rip Van Winkle @w80796316]

Genuinely subhuman little goblins that NEED for the sake of humanity, to be exterminated

[Rip Van Winkle @w80796316]

Genuinely subhuman little goblins that NEED for the sake of humanity, to be exterminated

[Rip Van Winkle @w80796316]

killing any dirty donkey dick munching argentinian I see tonight

[Rip Van Winkle @w80796316]

KIER STARMER RESTART THE FALKLANDS WAR AND I WILL JOIN THE ARMY WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT

[Rip Van Winkle @w80796316]

HAVE THAT YPU DIRTY ARGENTINIAN TWATS!!!!!!!

[a coreana dos seios @perfectsblur]

me cura saber que o cucurella JAMAIS terá esse face card

[Dragon kingdom.wu🌃 @loongkingdom]

China has announced the ban on the existence of golf courses. It requires that all existing golf courses be incorporated into urban community parks and made accessible to all citizens. Moreover, it states that golf has no sporting value at all.

[solène 🇫🇷 @clericpilled]

pray 🙏 dirty house 🏚
educated 📚 hoe 🚂
rich 💰 broke 💸
clean 😘 stinky 🤢
face card 😍 chopped 😷
loyal 💍 cheater 🖇

[Rip Van Winkle @w80796316]

Criticising China is fine, but the biggest critics always seem to be whiny American (derogatory) bitches going "it's not real gommunism like my polycule". maybe you should sort out your own country first??

[Rip Van Winkle @w80796316]

Maybe it's because I grew up in poor areas, but I can never understand people that leave their front door open for more than a few seconds

[St. Wilding Gyres @wilding_gyres]

What are Americans actually going to do about it though? All signs point to them taking it up the ass while they salute the flag.

[Carl Zha @CarlZha]

Thank you China for standing up for gamers' property rights!

[Rip Van Winkle @w80796316]

This picture encapsulates what I think it would feel like to be an Anglo saxon peasant coming across the ruins the Romans left behind

[soli @solisolsoli]

Lenin monument in Tajikistan, c. 1990