bryce lay

[bryce lay @w_b_lay]

@IntuneSuppTeam for at least the past 8 hours, I’ve not been able to view the Windows Quality update report.
The page says “Reports are not available. Your tenant is not in the expected state to view update reports.”
I was able to view this page yesterday.

[Rodney Smith Jr @iamrodneysmith]

Family , Please help me in congratulating Levi of East China , MI on completing our 50 yard challenge , by mowing 50 free lawns for the elderly, disabled , single parents and veterans in his community . He was also mower of the month for January .

[Jon Sumrall @CoachJonSumrall]

Grateful to coach at a top 10 public university that also offers advanced basket weaving! 🐊

[Lake City Sports @LCR_Sports]

Ryleigh Stone struck out 11 and carried a no-hitter into the sixth inning while Alannah Lord hit a three-run home run to lead Columbia to a 4-1 win over Williston in its home opener Friday night.

@ByJordanKroeger: https://t.co/dZdWIfEAhJ

[bryce lay @w_b_lay]

@ryanohalloran @MiaOBrienTV

[Jacksonville Jaguars @Jaguars]

Cue the water works

#DUUUVAL

[Andrew Gibson @1010XLAG]

Liam Coen after taking over the 4-13 #Jaguars

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Our CFO asked me to "audit" our software subscriptions last week.

He sent me a spreadsheet with 200 rows. Slack, Zoom, Jira, Notion, Trello, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.

He wanted me to survey the team to see which tools were essential.

I told him: "Surveys are for people who care about feelings. I care about OpEx."

I deleted the spreadsheet.

Instead, I logged into the corporate Amex portal and reported the card as lost.

Every single auto-renewal in the company failed instantly.

I call this "The Scream Test."

It’s simple Darwinian procurement.

If a tool goes down and nobody runs to my desk screaming within 4 hours? We didn't need it.

The Marketing team was at my door in 10 minutes begging for Adobe. We renewed it. The Sales team was crying about the CRM in 20 minutes. We renewed it.

But here’s the interesting part.

The HR department’s "Employee Wellness & Engagement Portal" ($12,000/year) has been down for six days.

Not a single person has noticed.

I didn't just save money. I quantified the exact value of our corporate culture.

It is zero.

Stop auditing. Start unplugging. If it’s important, they’ll scream. If they don't scream, it’s just noise.

[The Notorious D.R.E. @DreDay911]

Jags were 1-9 in one score games last year….I’m NEVER complaining about pulling these types of wins out…

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

“You financed a Nissan Altima with a 15 year loan?”

[bryce lay @w_b_lay]

@unusual_whales lol. They better regulate raising standards on build/design quality, and manufacturer warranties too. Otherwise we’ll have 15 year loans on vehicles whose parts begin failing after 5 years (being generous)

[bryce lay @w_b_lay]

@HardRockBet

[Nathan McNulty @NathanMcNulty]

Yes, in almost all cases 🧵

No SSO means every service stores your user's password hashes (which are all the same password anyway)

When one service is compromised or a user is phished, you are absolutely not revoking every session on every service and enforcing password rotation

[Rodney Smith Jr @iamrodneysmith]

Congratulations Brent on completing the 50 Yard Challenge! You signed up last year and finished just under a year later — what an amazing accomplishment. This challenge isn’t a sprint; it’s a marathon of kindness, commitment, and heart. It’s not about how long it takes, but that you finish, and you did just that. Your community appreciates you more than you know for every lawn you mowed and every person you helped. Always remember — true success isn’t measured by the distance you travel, but by the difference you make along the way.

[George @BehizyTweets]

BREAKING: Home Depot has started giving out free training to Americans who want to work in HVAC, carpentry, electricity, & construction.

The classes are self-paced and students will earn certifications they can use on their resumes.

THIS IS AWESOME!

[John Shipley @_John_Shipley]

The play of the game imo

The throw, the catch, Anton Harrison

[Casey DeSantis @CaseyDeSantis]

I went to the doctor b/c I was concerned about a dull sensation in my left breast.

My doc felt around and essentially said “I don’t feel anything, you’re good to go,” and let me walk out the door without a mammogram ever being discussed.

Long story short, I rejected her assessment and I’m here today to agree with @JakeTapper — advocate for yourself.

[JoshWest247 ⚡️ @JoshWest247]

GMC Sierra EV NIGHTMARE! This is wild!

Who the heck designed this thing?

[bryce lay @w_b_lay]

@IntuneSuppTeam @Apple My Intune macOS DDM update policy is set to defer major OS updates for 30 days, but my Mac is updating to macOS 26 now

[Department of War 🇺🇸 @DeptofWar]

On this day, we honor the courage of the American heroes lost 24 years ago. We remember the first responders, firefighters, officers and everyday citizens who stood tall in the face of terror. Their sacrifice embodies the unbreakable spirit of America.

We vow to #NeverForget.