Will Claramunt

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[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

An incredible career and person. Enjoy your retirement.

Always a Blue. 💙

[Will Claramunt @W_Claramunt]

@CrimeLdn

[Brodie @CFCBrowdz]

Maresca snaked the club just to find himself in the middle of the biggest corruption scandal the sport has EVER seen. Couldn’t have happened to a better bloke.

[Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody) @colder_sarcasm]

😂😂😂

[Minsumaan @brz_1872]

A “snooker cue” celebration is hilarious because I’ve never known a snooker cue to have recoil

[• @cfcsimv2]

2018/2019 carabao cup winner 😭💙😭💙

[Vᴅʏᴋ @VdykCFC]

ENZO MARESCA AND ENZO FERNANDEZ RELEGATIONNNNNNNNNN🤩🔜

[Nozza_ @Nozza_]

Tony Pulis knows everybody in football

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Companies owned by Jim Ratcliffe have received state support to the tune of £630m in recent years. Now this 'wealth creator' is leaving the country because he doesn't want to pay taxes and doesn't like black and brown people.

[Dr Asif Qasim MA PhD FRCP @DrAsifQasim]

Sir Jim Ratcliffe:
- taxpayer funded council house
- taxpayer funded state school
- taxpayer funded uni fees and maintenance grant

Pays that back as a tax exile in Monaco

He’s part of the economic migrant problem

[G.T @gingerrtom]

Just two weeks ago, female activists were assaulted at Reform’s conference, the right celebrated it, with Rob Jenrick saying, “boohoo”.

Now a campaigner spills his own coffee, and suddenly they're demanding the “full force of the law”.

The double standard is
fucking staggering.

[Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody) @colder_sarcasm]

Divorced man who reportedly cheated on his wife and mother of his children lectures rest of Britain on morals.

[Will Claramunt @W_Claramunt]

@BlueVanMan4 @Heccles94 Why is it different when British people commit crimes, and you don't care, compared to the 'all' the migrants who do?

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

The RNLI normally receives around £25,000 to £30,000 in donations a day.

Thanks to the far-right, whenever they attack the charity, donations increase significantly.

For example, the image on the left is from today. They’ve raised over £100,000, with 2,428 people donating. Yesterday, they raised £63,000, with 1,517 people donating.

The image on the right is from August last year. On one day, they raised just over £25,000 from 289 donors, and the following day they raised nearly £22,000.

It’s almost as if the far-right attacks are raising more money for the RNLI.

[palmer10 @Palmererrandboy]

So Martinez ballon d or nomination is for Aston Villa his previous club AND cucurella ballon d or normination is for Real Madrid his current club

[Rob Lawman @CFCRobL]

interesting creative decision from sky to omit the head kick from HT analysis

[Brendan May @bmay]

Some Reform members here. How Cathy kept a straight face I will never know. Why is the first one in costume?

[Will Claramunt @W_Claramunt]

@EssexPR

[Will Claramunt @W_Claramunt]

@RacingPost @sbk Belfry

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Left: Nigel Farage says the police should act because Zack Polanski refuses to apologise

Right: That time Keir Starmer asked Nigel Farage to apologise for when Reform UK's Deputy Council Leader in Lancashire shared a death threat against Natalie Fleet MP, he refused to do so