Will DeWitt

Former Canadian children's animated series

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[Will DeWitt @w_dewitt]

The gall of @Arbys to offer their 2 for $5 meal deal as if people don't remember their 5 for $5 meal deal.

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@Captain_Fubar

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@johnkonrad @MaxBoot @Mpolymer Man, it’s almost like every moment you’re acting in your official capacity as SecDef is important? And anyone with any sense would understand that putting out a metaphor where you’re the NAZIs and that’s a *good* thing would be the only thing people would talk about?

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@CameronCorduroy Love that the absolute kindest reading of this is that Hegseth is simply too stupid to understand how metaphors work

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@Captain_Fubar Calls into question who the SecDef believes stormed the beaches in Normandy, who he believes defended those beaches, and which one he believes were the good guys…

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@19Katlo @StrategicTrends It’s a defensive alliance. What is the point of NATO to you? The fun part of this is that there’s language in its charter to prevent alliance entanglements in engagements like this precisely because the US didn’t want other nato countries getting us into their colonial BS

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@19Katlo @StrategicTrends “Dependable” and that’s why they weren’t involved in Iraq or Afghanistan? Or did they participate in this because it was an operation that directly benefited their political aims?

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@19Katlo @StrategicTrends Which is obviously why, after we realized it wasn’t going to be a simple “bomb shit for a week and get what we want” op, we immediately started complaining that NATO should be coming to our aid, instead of doing all of that beforehand like if we had functional leadership

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@BretDevereaux It seems like every day gives us a new excuse to use this gif

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@19Katlo @StrategicTrends You understand this is a “the current administration is monstrously incompetent” argument, yes? It became quite clear that we didn’t approach them for help because we thought this was going to be another Venezuela within the first few days of the operation starting

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@McCainJack Love that we’re doing this right at the cusp of us completely bungling a war of choice

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@CathyYoung63 And yet, every Republican from back then is now a leftist RINO…

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@Captain_Fubar And fucking *Russia?*

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@BDHerzinger @infantrydort Why is it whenever I’m forced to see a Dort post it’s always some of the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen?

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@bigredsappetite @OrganizerMemes Don't pull down the fence till you know why it's there. https://t.co/tXVymsG8zE

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@kenmegalopsuxos @AnalyticaCamil1 Except it’s also shown. Calling Shashank Joshi a “Star Wars name” is very racist

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@ChrisO_wiki @gregbagwell One of Trump’s underestimated keys to success has always been that, after decades of the GOP telling its constituents “we need to be better,” he came along and said “I don’t want you to be better. In fact, I want you to be the worst version of yourself.”

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@McCainJack You wish the people that talk so much about hardness and lethality on this app weren’t so obviously addicted to internet likes

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@McCainJack It would’ve been District 9 if the Academy had any courage

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@CathyYoung63 Ah, I’m glad he’s got “news” at the end of his handle. I would’ve mistaken him for a crazy person otherwise

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@Clint_Davey1 My brother in Christ. They stopped making those movies because no one goes to see them. A series about Daniel Boone would be financially disastrous.