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i actually built the back deck at club aqua.

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me? entering middle age? no, never.

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the lines on the side of my measuring cup came off in the dishwasher.

it’s now just a cup.

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george doesn’t get nearly enough credit for throwing an absolute FIT on the cover of abbey road.

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just had someone say "happy friday" in an email, meaning i got to drop this meme in a serious manner for the first time:

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@AssBruReaWicks @treykerby

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@sepinwall quick fyi – third graf you say “Tom was dead. Lizzie was dead.” when it should be Robbie, not Tom.

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@jeskeets 🐐s

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@NoDunksInc you guys in @AndrewKSchlecht’s guest room?

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shopping on fb marketplace.

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flying into newark tomorrow.

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if you’re stuck in traffic you should be allowed to drive on the shoulder if you really, really want to get to where you’re going.

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a couple of years ago a group of middle schoolers yelled “run forrest” at my wife as she was hustling to beat a red light and i’m not sure her self-esteem has been the same since.

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me looking at a bracket projection i don't like: "this idiot doesn't know anything."

me looking at a bracket projection i do like: "wow, a true god amongst us. we must protect this all-powerful entity that can miraculously see into the future."

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@jeskeets "citizens who embrace the day" 👀

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@Bo_Wulf @MattGelb @ZBerm he’s so close to being qualified too

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on sunday, i sent my professor a 60 minutes segment that fit a conversation we had in class the previous week.

the next day, he goes, "last night on 60 minutes there was a great segment on microchips, but i know no one under 70 watches that show... except will."

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wedding transportation guy said the fellas were hot 😮‍💨

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@AriWasserman @TheAthletic legendary run 👊

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“asked my landlord to increase my rent 😤”

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@blackdragonroll fomo