KonoNamaeWa

Yea

[KonoNamaeWa @wa_kono]

me

[KonoNamaeWa @wa_kono]

@PranavSriraman He's so good at that already goddamn

[KonoNamaeWa @wa_kono]

Boardman couldn't run to Canada from the law lmaoooo

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Developing: The Los Angeles Clippers-Toronto Raptors trade centered on Kawhi Leonard will not be complete until the NBA investigation into the Clippers is over. Statement from the Clippers to ESPN:

For the past 10 months, our organization has fully cooperated with an NBA investigation, participating in dozens of interviews, providing tens of thousands of documents, and facilitating access to our staff. While the process has been challenging, we have remained committed to transparency.

On June 30, we reached an agreement in principle to trade Kawhi Leonard to the Toronto Raptors. We have since been informed that the trade can only be finalized if the Raptors' ownership group assumes the risk of penalties related to Kawhi’s contract that could theoretically result from the ongoing investigation.  The investigation is ongoing, and we expect the trade to be finalized following its conclusion.

At the heart of this investigation are Joe Sanberg and Aspiration. We did not funnel money to Kawhi Leonard through Aspiration. Like many sophisticated investors, financial institutions, and business partners, we were victims of a fraud initiated by Sanberg, who has been convicted and sentenced to 14 years in prison.  

We recognize the uncertainty this has created and the impact it has had on our team, our fans, the Raptors organization, their fans, and the players whose futures remain affected while this process continues.

We remain confident that, when the facts are evaluated fairly and thoroughly, the NBA will confirm exactly what we have said from the beginning: We have not done what we are accused of doing.

[LBark @franzsherbert]

This may seem harsh but any experienced teacher knows that randomly killing yourself in the middle of a lesson is sometimes the only way to get the student to learn

[girlboss don biggavelli @rwxoxo]

marriage falling apart but you get to throw on a knicks championship tee on your way to grab a coffee, even in darkness there is light

[KonoNamaeWa @wa_kono]

@ElunHatesMe He's also pretty tall for the position he's just laterally challenged but the processing is there

[Jodi Beggs @jodiecongirl]

also worth noting this was quickly followed up by a live coding interview so everything super makes sense right now

[ijbol adjani @onbeinganangel]

that’s nothing on isabelle adjani going through hell while having a year old child with her situationship who was also zulawski’s dp

[Brett Usher @UsherNBA]

https://t.co/xyY2kDqNYH

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

365 cronenberg should we do a little goo should we have a little slime

[fiora ☀ @Fiorauchis]

CLAIROOO???? LMFAOOOSOSOS

[Babis2003 @BabisPS2003]

Her Class Card is so fucking cute. Like yeah do the Rin Pillow, pretend you're unhappy I summoned you

[tippity @tippity]

george clanton, slayr and frost children oh my goodness

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Equality Before Death, by William-Adolphe Bouguereau, 1848, 📸 by Mathias Schulz

[KonoNamaeWa @wa_kono]

Either we're failing to see a 5head move here or they just literally did the equivalent of salary dumping Jaylen Brown lmao not even a Clippers pick is crazy I wonder what Brad is betting on in his head rn

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Details on 76ers picks to the Celtics, per sources:

-- 2028 first-round pick that could convert from a first to a swap that is more favorable to Boston

-- 2031 unprotected Philadelphia first

-- 2028 second round, most favorable of GSW/OKC/MIL

-- 2030 second, most favorable of WAS/PORT/PHX

[KonoNamaeWa @wa_kono]

Left the country altogether to avoid the legal fallout from the tree planting scam that's hilarious

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Los Angeles Clippers are nearing deal sending Kawhi Leonard to the Toronto Raptors for Brandon Ingram, Gradey Dick, 2 first-round picks, 1 pick swap and 2 second-rounders, sources tell ESPN. A return to Canada for the Raptors champion and two-time Finals MVP.

[KonoNamaeWa @wa_kono]

@ShamsCharania Couldn't live under Zohran damn Mitch

[KENNY BEECHAM @KOT4Q]

Jrue. Dame. Ja. Scoot. Im confused

[KonoNamaeWa @wa_kono]

Disgusting return for JA what no picks????

Also Dame Scoot and Ja are such an overcrowded backcourt with overlaps what's the plan here

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Memphis Grizzlies are trading two-time NBA All-Star Ja Morant to the Portland Trail Blazers for Jerami Grant and Kris Murray, sources tell ESPN.