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Tweets by mama. Reviews by baby. What you do w/ 'em is up to you. I'd put 'em in my mouth, bang 'em together, put 'em back in my mouth & toss 'em on the floor.

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@511Ontario @alex_atlija Nothing has cleared. We are all still sitting with zero movement. 3 hours plus.

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My baby is starting JK today!!! Where has the time gone?!! Sorry, did I say "the time"? I meant "my wine".

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Me: Honey, I think u need some adult interaction.
Hubs: Why's that?
Me: Cause u were just beat boxing along to 5 little monkeys.

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Dad: Hey honey, I made you a waffle!
4-yr-old: Thank you daddy! Is it in the toiletbowl?
#digestionprocess #pottyhumour #loveshiscooking

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⚡️ “The most hilarious Tweets from parents this year” by @HuffPostParents

https://t.co/sv1RyuWjMP

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@waaahorwheee @Raffi_RC Very very very very excited 3 year old and 38 year old looking forward to seeing you in concert at RTH tomorrow!!

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Activity Review: Riding on a Train: Looks like things are right on track...
http://t.co/Z7Fng114uX

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Life Event Review: Mama's Pregnant! Paper Clips are Metal! Space! Email! And other concepts meaning nothing to me... http://t.co/oZY5nkuG4N

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Environmental Phenomenon Review: Snow: It's kind of a misnowmer, but ultimately a muddy good time! http://t.co/lVZGjPPd26

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Destination Review: PEI. Someone get their Minister of Tourism on the line, this baby needs a job! http://t.co/Fa58fFXdgg

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@Raffi_RC Reviewed one of your classics on my blog! Thanks for the timeless music. :) http://t.co/TliGJ4ZVYl

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Activity Review: Pulling My Cat's Tail: Me-OW!
http://t.co/I9nXhEBfcD

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Toy Review: Fake Cellphone. I'd give you my number, but I'd need a real phone.

http://t.co/DljxKBYEAh

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Activity Review: Pulling Everything Off of Every Shelf, Ever. You know where stuff belongs? Not on shelves! http://t.co/NDTnPF25Kd

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Destination Review: Vancouver. The floors? Comparable. The affection? Impeccable.

http://t.co/0oO2SQG1No

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Food Review: Mango. Your invitation is in the mail. http://t.co/Jt72Ugziec

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Activity Review: Bubble Time. I'll tell you how I feel using actual words (pronunciation may or may not be accurate). http://t.co/ittUcwbNGg

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New Book Review: The Gruffalo. Well, I'm finally willing to take a long nap, but only as respite from this story. http://t.co/CXEmsfoh4r

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New Activity Review: Clapping (gets a standing... oh wait... sitting... oh wait... rolling... ovation).
http://t.co/B7syRTRA5f

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New Book Review: That's Not My Dinosaur. I'm no paleontologist but it's the best read since the Triassic period.

http://t.co/Dv1tIJ4xKw