Sari Estrada

[Sari Estrada @waapsarishaap]

Marriage proposal requirements: a fab ring and a comprehensive PowerPoint presentation

[Sari Estrada @waapsarishaap]

At the ER in pain
Dr: 1-10 rate the pain
Me: 8
Dr: When did the pain start?
Me: Around 5
Dr: When did you last eat?
Me: 20mins ago
Dr: What's you favorite food?
Me: Huh?
Dr: Your favorite food?
Me: Uh
Dr: Favorite food? Favorite color? Most embarrassing moment? Define love

#help

[Sari Estrada @waapsarishaap]

While making a happy purchase

Manang Cashier: Sa’yo po o regalo?
Me: Sa’kin po.
Manang: Ay, tama yan.

#tistheseasonofgiving #GIVINGZEROFUCKS #LOVEYOSELF

[Sari Estrada @waapsarishaap]

Newly developed allergy: kiwi
Some people were just not meant to survive #naturalselection #whyamistillhere

[Sari Estrada @waapsarishaap]

@AyyaMiyan @TrishtanSays Brb kinikilig at natatakot simultaneously

[Sari Estrada @waapsarishaap]

Maybe claiming it will make it come true:
Someday I will make another film bec dis bitch ain't done yet

[Sari Estrada @waapsarishaap]

Is my life spiraling out of control or do I just need to take a shower?

[Sari Estrada @waapsarishaap]

Everywhere I've been walkin today I've been smelling farts and none of them were mine so this is not cool

[Sari Estrada @waapsarishaap]

Hatest non-word: stuffs
Favorite non-word: hatest

[Sari Estrada @waapsarishaap]

I love crying before I sleep because I wake up in the morning and I'm like a miner harvesting crystals from my eyes

[Sari Estrada @waapsarishaap]

Nobody informed me that Tim Tams were delicious

[Sari Estrada @waapsarishaap]

Pomodoro you are a true pal

[Sari Estrada @waapsarishaap]

still working on my dog shiver to dry myself after showering. practice makes perfect

[Sari Estrada @waapsarishaap]

thank you twitter i appreciate and respect you but pls don't tell me how to live my life