Chis.

Believe in Yourself

[Duke of Africa @Allezamani]

This post makes a whole lot of sense.

[Saddique Shaban @SaddiqueShaban]

"Your safety comes first," whilst driving on the wrong side of the killer Mombasa road.

Your killer busses are actively seeking to shed blood and maim passengers by seeking to get into head-on-colissions on public roads

Here's the evidence.

[Chis. @wabwoto]

@HerbalistChief @MutisoHariet

[Chis. @wabwoto]

@cdpkenya1212 What would be the cost of importing a 2019 Atenza Xdl 2.2cc.

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

The judges/magistrates annual performance report which was to be released this month is facing almighty bush back and resistance from judges. The report makes some shocking and unbelievable statistics. It shows a judiciary that is rudderless and in total ruins. Some judges are planning to go to court to stop its release while others are pleading that it be edited or shelved all together.

But do Kenyans really know that the backlog and the total paralysis of the judiciary is just because judges don't work...and are refusing to work. Just check this crazy statistics.

1. A judge of the Supreme Court of Kenya on average sits in court for about 25 days a year. The CJ due to her adminstrative function and travel schedule sits in court less than 15 days a year.

2. Judges of the Court of Appeal, High Court, Environment and Land Court, Employment and Labour Court on average sit in court for 54 days a year.

3. Judges of the Supreme Court, Court of Appeal, High Court etc takes 155 days a year on holidays and leave. 45 days in the summer vacation of 1st August to 15 September. 21 days from 22nd December to 14th January. 14 days Easter vacation. 30 days as their Annual vacation. 30 days on court colloquim, workshops, seminars and trainings. 15 days on a average for sick leave and other family emergencies...

4. These courts don't sit on Friday, Saturday(except when appropriately moved by litigants and their lawyers and only on prior arrangements/appointment between them) and Sunday taking away 156 days of the year.

5. Then the judiciary gives Kenyans the lame excuses of shortage of judges, lack of budgetary support, lawyers asking for adjournments etc for the backlog.

6. My fellow countrymen, please understand that the paralysis in the judiciary is just because of lack of leadership and poor work ethics. Rulings/judgments of cases heard and concluded in May are being delivered in November and December. When a judge works for just 54 days a year and galavants for the rest of the days, you can't have a functional judiciary.

6. Unfortunately judicial reforms and judicial accountability is not a priority anymore for @lawsocietykenya but I plead with Chairman of the Senior Counsel Bar Mr. @philip_murgor to led a reform movement that can led to meaningful change, radical surgery and removal of judges who refuse to work...despite the generous terms of service by the Kenyan taxpayer and adequate supplement (by some) through JurisPESA enterprises. H. E @WilliamsRuto , @NelsonHavi @FaithOdhiambo8 @AbdikadirMohami @Kenyajudiciary @WehliyeMohamed @CJMarthaKoome @koske_felix @omwanza @WMutunga

[Duke Laston 🇰🇪 @dklaston]

The thread you have been waiting for 🔥🔥🔥

Last weekend I put my new G350d for a a proper Kenyan road trip.
📍Nairobi → Kitale → Kisumu → Kisii → Nairobi (1,053 km).
Here are my honest thoughts after spending hours behind the wheel. 🧵👇

1/ First things first.
The G-Class is an event.Every fuel station, every town, every parking lot... people were pulling out their phones to take photos and videos. It wasn't just another SUV. It was the talk of every stop. Show stopper indeed. Got the police saluting 🫡 at every road block. It go so much attention that we actually started getting worried with madam… did we make the wrong move ? That was her question 😅
It was very intimidating to the general public 😅.
It’s impossible to go unnoticed 😎. Whether you want attention or not.

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Jacob Fikirini must be held accountable for MURDERING Cecile Otieno

This bibi ya Joho, organizes empowerment meeting Kariokor.

He contacts ODM grass root leaders wa ghetto led by Cecile.

After spewing word salad, shoga gives 60 youth 10k wagawe

As in sh160 each to shout tutam.

When did we become this desperate and pathetic!

Youth wakaleta noma,

Waka over power police, wakavunja gari ya Fikichietha,

Then this son of a rotten cunt tells Cecile, “si wewe ndio organizer, ingia kwa gari uchukulie boys kitu bas”

Kwa gari waka argue, “huwezi nifanya nipange youth whole day for 160! Kwani who are you?”

“Ati who am I?”

The thing went skkkkrrrr ya, papapa, skrrryaa, pupupu kudum!

Minutes later! Dead by the roadside

Wajaluo you must tell Ruto either aendee kura zenu kwa kuma ya Wanga , mvi ya Oburu na matako ya Mbadi

Or he tells us kunaendaje. Coz we have buried enough sons!

[Prof Makau Mutua @makaumutua]

It’s tragic Cecil Ouma, a young man attending a youth empowerment event, was allegedly shot dead by a security officer attached to Youth Affairs PS Fikirini Jacobs. This tragedy must be investigated thoroughly and fully so that everyone responsible faces the full force of the law. There must be no place in our society for such a calamity.

[Gichuki Kahome @kahome_steve]

Instead of using that 500K to buy another plot of land that will not generate any cash flows for you, why not explore other options?

500K in an infrastructure bond with a 13% yield will give you 65K per annum

500K in a special fund like Mansa X will earn you 88K in interest per annum (Mansa X has averaged 17.6% p.a over the last 5 yrs)

500K in a SACCO like Stima Sacco will earn you 60K in dividends from share capital or 47K from rebates on Savings.

500K in a dividend king like BAT will earn you 60K in dividend income per annum.

Haya, endelea kujaza portfolio na tushamba in the middle of nowhere

[NairobiNews.co.ke @NairobiNews254]

"I condemn the closure of NTV Uganda, Spark Tv and Daily Monitor by Kaguta's son; Ruto is the one behind all these." ~ Gachagua

[Brian Sagini @_saginii]

Deal ‼️
BMW 330i on sale
2019,
2000cc b48
8 speed ZF gearbox
Ksh. 3.39m
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[Senate Foreign Relations Committee Chairman @SenateForeign]

The U.S. needs to review its security relationship with Uganda. Gen. @mkainerugaba's attacks on free speech, including shuttering major media houses this weekend, make him & the UPDF unfit partners. We should only work with those who advance regional security, not diminish it.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

They mishandled this man with crutches in Nakuru.

[jacob juma @kabetes]

The only reason why William Ruto fights Standard newspaper, owners & her editors is coz of perceived political competition with Gideon Moi.

[MSee MSima @mseemsima]

This guy really talked alot of sense.
Watu wako na mauchungu maahn.

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

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[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

GMoi,your STANDARD media’s 5 days a week EXTORTIONIST propaganda HEADLINES on me & my administration’s transformative track record will get you NOTHING & NOWHERE.BLACKMAIL to yield to your GREED? NEVER.Kenya belongs to all Kenyans,not you alone.Jaribu 8 days a week. Do your WORST

[Kris @krismuteti]

IMPORT NOW FROM JAPAN 🇯🇵
2019 MERCEDES BENZ G350d AMG-LINE
TOTAL PRICE: KES 14,622,600(Including taxes)

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Mileage: 42,300km
Approximate importation time; 60 Days

NOTABLE VEHICLE FEATURES
3000cc Turbocharged Inline 6 Diesel engine◾
9 speed automatic transmission◾
286 Horsepower output◾️
600Nm Torque output◾️
Airmatic suspension setup◾
Powered leather seats◾
4MATIC all wheel drive◾
Ruby light red exterior finish◼️
Sunroof◾️
Multifunctional tilt & steering wheel◾
Burmester premium sound system◾
Push-Start ignition◾
Cruise control◾
Multizone climate controls◾
MBUX user interface◾
Roof rails◾
Keyless entry◾
Dual front & side impact curtain airbags◾
Reverse camera◾
Tyre pressure monitoring system◾
Pre-safe system for anticipatory occupant protection◾
ISOFIX child seat anchorage points◾
Heated front & rear seats◾
Adaptive headlights◾
AMG body styling ◼️
Smartphone integration◾
360° view cameras◾
Attention assist system◾
Hill start assist system◾
Rear mounted spoiler◾
Traction control◾

[Bloomberg @business]

A Kenyan high court will sentence the nation’s health secretary for contempt after ruling that he ignored an order halting construction of an Ebola quarantine facility for US nationals in the East African nation https://t.co/lKDNEVW7q7

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Kenya minister found in contempt of court over US-backed Ebola centre https://t.co/SuyX8d6HYo