BIASED JUMPR💙

nun 2 me

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

"you better not be geeked up when i get there"

me:

[𝔻𝕖𝕫✨🇵🇸 @GirlWhHrLkTs]

Peter Parker trying to sleep at X-Mansion after gifting Rogue and gambit a Universal inhibitor Chip:

[Sethy @Brizksie]

Truly an all timer tweet

[Mr. SDCC @SDCCThrowaway]

@lrphilipson Chris Hansen, known Mandela Catalogue enjoyer

[Papergreat @paperjessie]

Evil Thya walking into the house in #EvilDeadBurn

[crash test dummy @the_moral_abc]

Peter Parker was gay asf for not making a move on her

[③ @zurskiii]

Worst thing about a first date is having to order an old fashioned instead of a strawberry lemon drop

[sizzurp @coughsyrupzzz]

Y’all sexualized the word daddy too much my kids gonna have to call me king slime

[gum @gumvape]

You can literally feel it in your soul when it's time. time to move on from people, time to make a change in your life, time to get rid of unhealthy habits, time to want more for yourself. At some point, you'll just know. That's your call.

[Colin McLaughlin @colinthecrabb]

Get outta here Odysseus. We're eating the sun-god's cattle and you don't want none of this shit

[BlindGuy @the_blind_thing]

My dream after watching Odyssey and Spider-Man back to back

[Goro Revjima 🎟️ @RevClownn]

Everyone on this team a #FreakyFrog

[mad love @bankierrr]

throat baby was such a crazy ass song to be played on the radio 18 times a day

[Marty "Powers" McFly @MartyPowersMc]

Do you think she fw alcoholic 25yr olds

[‏ٰ @topsytpff]

Throwback to when Future was signing vinyls for fans, but when someone handed him Playboi Carti’s MUSIC vinyl, he paused and skipped to the next fan 😭

[Tonia 🇬🇷 is playing The Witcher @spinachrigatoni]

The greeks ransacked a temple dedicated to Apollo and abducted the priests daughter to use her as a sex slave. Do you know that? Its important to me that you know that

[🏹 @evilstea]

When Timothée Chalamet didn't want to kiss Selena Gomez in a movie because of her bad breath

[Frank @SaksLikely]

man i shoulda kept playing baseball this nigga built like me

[Sarahh @Sarahhuniverse]

😂😂😂