someone’s mom

i’m not stupid, I just don’t read my tweet before I push send

[someone’s mom @wackey03]

@Elliesmommyy23 LOVE THE HAIR

[someone’s mom @wackey03]

I am wearing a diaper in this photo, thought my water broke but I just peed my self

[someone’s mom @wackey03]

Grew a life

[IG:STOKESSISS @stokessis]

Can I see y’all when you were 21 👀

[someone’s mom @wackey03]

@ghfjhhhhj @littleapostate I am crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[someone’s mom @wackey03]

@LadyBugDarling I did some research, apparently it doesn’t actually make you grow teeth allegedly but I have X-rays from 2024 ( pre pregnancy) with no wisdom teeth visible

[someone’s mom @wackey03]

@berrysweetmum Twitter is a cestpool that sometimes give you your soulmate

[someone’s mom @wackey03]

@berrysweetmum OMG i remember that! I hated that account bc who has that much time and they were so rude

B is forever the troll 🤣🤣
2026 cath twitter could never handle that

We have been following each other for a long time ❤️💀

[someone’s mom @wackey03]

@FreyaWhitethorn Step one: buy door knobs
Step two: ask where the drill is with no context

Works like a charm

[someone’s mom @wackey03]

@peachtard Strip the clothes with very hot water! It’s the only way I have gotten smells out.

[someone’s mom @wackey03]

@Elliesmommyy23 I AM JUST AS SHOCKED AS YOU ARE!!!
I have done no research I just know I have gotten a new tooth every time

[someone’s mom @wackey03]

@savedbyjesus24 This sounds so yummy on a croissant!

[someone’s mom @wackey03]

@Waffle_Mother I am sold! Guess we are booking a hotel in two weeks!

[someone’s mom @wackey03]

My husband and I have our first baby free weekend (trying to prep our toddler and me honestly being away from each other to prep for labor)

I am so unbelievably tempted to book a hotel and have some fun with husband or should we be lame and get everything off my nesting list?

[someone’s mom @wackey03]

@berrysweetmum That’s wonderful! Good job big L!!!!

[someone’s mom @wackey03]

If you say anything abt my handwriting, your mom is a hoe

[someone’s mom @wackey03]

Friendly reminder: your deep freezer is just a giant white board

[someone’s mom @wackey03]

@berrysweetmum Just one more MI winter then you are free!!!

[someone’s mom @wackey03]

@notdroidmom It’s always the anonymous accounts 🤣🤣