Comedy Central

Most hilarious Jokes and Facts!!!!•

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I admit I ran in the wall very fast to see if I can run through after I watched harry potter

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ME: Mom ,iam so sorry but the welfare called and they want there children back!lol

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What begins with "P" and ends with "ORN" ...Popcorn ,,, what starts with "F" and ends with "UCK" ,,,firetruck lol sick minds

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"YAWNING" is just another way for telling your body "15% battery left"

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Going to "SPUR" for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug,

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I sleep early,I wake up late,I sleep late ,I wake up late! Life is impossible!

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Taylor swift new album "RED" sold 1.28 million in its first week in the U.S alone!!

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I like the way a shower only has two options: 3rd degree burns and skinny dipping in Antarctica!

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I love sleeping but not going to bed

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Closing your left and right eye to see an object different sides cause you are soo dam bored!

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Its known that masturbation makes your penis darker than your skin colour

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Pouring a bowl of cerel just to relize that there is no milk,and you think why bad things happen to good people

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I LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE! JK if you lie again ill throw a brick at your face!

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Sometimes when iam bored I lie on the kitchen floor and pretend iam a crum!

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That awkward moment when you can't find the long side of the blanket,

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In bed it`s 1:30pm you close your eyes for 5 minutes an it`s 6PM,at school you close your eyes at 1:30PM for 5minutes and its 1:30PM.RT

[Cammy @CameronPrins]

M-O-V-E-M-B-E-R!!!!!

[Comedy Central @wackheadsimson]

Within the next hour you will shed 600,000 particles of skin!