Jack

Somewhere in the future I am remembering today

[Jack @wackjiIson]

My parents think I’m funny but they also think The Big Bang Theory is funny so I take it with a grain of salt

[Jack @wackjiIson]

https://t.co/YfnZCkL5tE

[Jack @wackjiIson]

No one knows I’m walking around listening to All Too Well (Dan Campbell’s version)

[Jack @wackjiIson]

@queenleen__ Are they not

[Jack @wackjiIson]

@ShitpostReels That’s my guy

[Frankie Muniz @frankiemuniz]

@nocontextmemes Dewey would kick that punks ass!

[Jack @wackjiIson]

Not retired from tweeting I just got nothing to say since I turned 30

[Jack @wackjiIson]

@rlyshw Why you holding it like that

[Scorigami @ScorigamiGuy]

BUF 44 - TB 32

🚨 SCORIGAMI 🚨

That is the 1095th unique score in NFL history, and the 4th of the 2025 season.

Path to Scorigami: TB FG, BUF TD+PAT, TB TD+PAT, BUF TD+PAT, TB TD+PAT, BUF TD+PAT, TB FG, TB TD, BUF FG, BUF TD+PAT, TB TD, BUF TD, BUF TD+PAT

[Jack @wackjiIson]

Enough time has passed for me to tell people I struck Ernie out in varsity baseball (he actually grounded out to 2nd) (he hit a double off me in summer ball) (go Ernie)

[MLB @MLB]

Ernie Clement drives a go-ahead single! #WorldSeries

[MLB @MLB]

ERNIE CLEMENT!

@BLUEJAYS SCORE FIRST IN GAME 2! #ALDS

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

GB 40 - DAL 40
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL History.

[Platinum Key @PlatinumKey13]

2006: Jacob Wilson to Jack Wilson

2025: Jack Wilson to Jacob Wilson

So cool.

[Jack @wackjiIson]

Folks, we have scorigami

[Jack @wackjiIson]

@KevinTalksBall Bartolo*

[Jack @wackjiIson]

@KevinTalksBall Barton Colon of the NFL

[Jack @wackjiIson]

@KevinTalksBall I am

[Jack @wackjiIson]

See: Motorcycle drive by, the background, losing a whole year and all the others

[Jack @wackjiIson]

Pray you aren’t near me when Semi Charmed Life comes on because I’ll talk your ear off about how it’s one of the worst songs on the album

[Jack @wackjiIson]

A troop gave me a free beer at the Nats game. TYFYS.

[Jack @wackjiIson]

@KevinTalksBall Tipping his pitches. Once he fixes it he’ll be so back