Dan

[Dan @wackydoodle18]

I will check the whole puzzle. I don’t care.

[Dan @wackydoodle18]

BUT HE DIDNT AND HE NEVER WILL. Again. Never gets old

[Dan @wackydoodle18]

Is anyoneeeee rocking with a hi there these days? anyone at all?

[Dan @wackydoodle18]

Claude, help

[Dan @wackydoodle18]

We? What, you got a frog in your pocket?

[Dan @wackydoodle18]

Great new phrase. You need to leave? I’ve reached the bottom of the barrel. Are you a seafaring dame? Reached the bottom of the barrel. Really versatile vernacular

[Dan @wackydoodle18]

Have no idea what’s going on or why but I heard a whisper on the wind. So all good for now

[Dan @wackydoodle18]

Because of covid everytime i hear take it by dom dolla i have an inexplicable urge to run as fast as i can

[Dan @wackydoodle18]

Today I was evil. It washes away with water so don’t be too concerned.

[Dan @wackydoodle18]

Once married, twice betrayed, thrice steeped. A classic tale

[Dan @wackydoodle18]

The really raw and important thing in life is giving it a solid 15 minutes. Anything can happen after that but if you just give it an earnest full effort 15 minutes, that’s what matters.

[Dan @wackydoodle18]

I once met a amputee starfish with only 4 legs. His name was Cheez It. Thinking bout him

[Dan @wackydoodle18]

I have an unavoidable need to cry in public bookstores and I think that disturbs people

[Dan @wackydoodle18]

I live in the city of truth!! Citizens of the city of lies have no place here

[Dan @wackydoodle18]

I fell down business. I was standing on it and it was too tall

[Dan @wackydoodle18]

When i eat soup with my headphones on I create a little world for myself so exquisite and unimaginably beautiful

[Dan @wackydoodle18]

Discovered Ethiopian jazz and it’s helping with the horrors

[Dan @wackydoodle18]

Please do not hit me up right now I am dealing with daylight savings ❤️

[Dan @wackydoodle18]

when is my turn to not be humbled. when is non humbling time? My watch is slow can someone please tell me when it is time to not be humbled

[Dan @wackydoodle18]

Just be listening to harry potter and the order of the phoenix at your local bar. You could have stopped this from happening