Matt

[Mah-Dry-Bread is Neutral Good @MahDryBread]

Is that a fucking Water Onix?

[Create Profit @Create_Profit]

“I will invest $400 a month into the S&P 500 for 30 years and retire by 65.”

[BeShiek @BeShiek]

Yo @duolingo please please please add European Portuguese to the app I’ve been dying to learn it!! 🇵🇹

[Matt @WackyMatt2]

@rawsalerts @DaveandChuck have never seen a more proper headline for you guys

[Matt @WackyMatt2]

@Vibatron @Carl_Spooner

[Matt @WackyMatt2]

@emmitonair RAJON RONDO

[Fastbreak Hoops @FastbreakHoops5]

That Escalade 🔥

[Riley ❄️ @rileysbetter]

He missed a whole fuckin season dawg

[Ev Glaze @Everett_G07]

This is crazy lol

[Dick Vitale @DickieV]

Just received great news from my oncologist Dr Richard Brown as he said the PET SCAN showed significant improvement in my Melanoma - very pleased that the Immunotherapy treatments have been successful. Time for some Rigatoni Marinara !

[Savage @Savageboston]

Boston Celtics owner on spending money

🎥: @CLNSMedia

“None of these were about money. Brad’s got the green light. I know people feel like oh there must be a smoking gun somewhere, that’s just not what this is about. I can say it but I’ll also prove it to you. When we have the opportunity we’re gonna do that.”

[Michael Scotto @MikeAScotto]

Sources: The Boston Celtics signed Ron Harper Jr. to a four-year, $13.7 million deal, which includes the first two years fully guaranteed, a third-year non-guaranteed salary, and a fourth-year non-guaranteed team option. He gets above the minimum and $6.5 million guaranteed.

[Ohio’s Tate @OhioTate]

Tomorrow on @StoolAfterDark (and maybe the rest of the week/month)

Blutman and I will lock ourselves in a room and play College Football 27 until we win a National Championship

We are starting at University of Louisiana at Monroe (worst team in the game) and playing on Heisman

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Giannis Antetokounmpo reveals to Neon that he’ll be changing his number from 34 to 7 with the Miami Heat 🔥

[Stuart Feiner @StuartFeiner]

I'm going to build a Wonderwall and make Mexico pay for it
-England

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

That didn’t take long 😭🕊️

(via @NFLMemes)