john “Fucking Heffer” Smith

[john “Fucking Heffer” Smith @wackymoley]

New Teamup in Marvel Rivals: Magneto and Moonknight: Power of the Star

Both hero’s receive a goy stun, able to stun any Goy character for 6.7 seconds #Israel #MarvelRivals

[Gizmo Memes @GizmoMemes]

Mitch McConnell showing up to vote against the SAVE America Act 😭

[john “Fucking Heffer” Smith @wackymoley]

@HouseofDragon When the show finishes, I’d love to have a one on two with Abigail Hess and Ryan Condol, on why they make such radical changes. And I don’t want fluff answers. If it’s a mandate, money, or political I’d rather them be straight up.

[john “Fucking Heffer” Smith @wackymoley]

@atrupar “Trump is so stupid he doesn’t even know what soccer is” Shut up dumb monkey and get back to your bread lines

[john “Fucking Heffer” Smith @wackymoley]

@franchelszier I’d make sure she never have that problem #Horny

[john “Fucking Heffer” Smith @wackymoley]

@TrueFactsStated Pussy communist how’s your AC at 78 degrees

[john “Fucking Heffer” Smith @wackymoley]

God I’d kill for some mommy alicent royal pussy #SorryNotSorry #TeamGreen

[john “Fucking Heffer” Smith @wackymoley]

@ClueHeywood Kelce is the worst. I hope he looked like a clown at the MSG. Not even a top 250 athlete that’s ever entered the Garden. Knicks up

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

Sandler to Taylor Swift: “May you continue to support one another; may your love and connection grow exponentially over the years”

Swift, crying: thank you

Sandler to Travis Kelce: “shabbadoo, tally hoo hoo, DE DOO!”

Kelce, dying laughing: isn’t he the best

[john “Fucking Heffer” Smith @wackymoley]

@Dan4890337 @TheGarden @taylorswift13 @tkelce Doesn’t matter. If I draft you you compete

[Joey - Moving Company Owner @salvin_joseph]

Folks, here we have my all time favorite text from an interview candidate.

[john “Fucking Heffer” Smith @wackymoley]

@NeetChud888 I have a friend like this. Total chud

[john “Fucking Heffer” Smith @wackymoley]

@JollyRed158 @dirtyboul You can’t have sex all the time JollyRed158 sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do

[Sai @saidotdev]

Why don’t Anthropic just use its Fable 5 ???

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

“Do you guys remember Peanut? Peanut the squirrel. And they killed him. Killed him like a dog. That’s who these people are. We can’t ever forget that.”

[micheal @godsb0y]

chicken caesar salad wrap from tj maxx is really not sitting right in my stomach

[major fartagaz @fartagaz]

Luthen Rael? The gay antique shop owner?

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Celtics Shaq you can now rest, Celtics Paul George is here