A Whimsical Wanderer

Love of Travel. Destroyer of Boredom. Amateur Cheese Sculptor. Aspiring Nomad. Artist.

[A Whimsical Wanderer @wackywander]

@huariqueje Fish bowl people… hiding behind a screen, feigning connection.

[A Whimsical Wanderer @wackywander]

Do people who are terrible cooks actually enjoy their cooking or are they just lying to themselves

[A Whimsical Wanderer @wackywander]

One time a girl (I had a crush on) in high school came over and she saw my birth control and stopped being friends with me cause I was “doing drugs” and “going against God’s will”. I told her I had never had sex, she didn’t believe me, and I took it for endometriosis pain 🫠

[A Whimsical Wanderer @wackywander]

It took me so long to access my account, I forgot why I even came here

[A Whimsical Wanderer @wackywander]

@DoorDash I got scammed out of money and DoorDash won’t refund me

[A Whimsical Wanderer @wackywander]

Cum rag on my vape

[A Whimsical Wanderer @wackywander]

It nair’s the grass

[A Whimsical Wanderer @wackywander]

You really weren’t worth all the heartbreak, tears, manipulation, soured memories. You made me think you were. You lost the truest most loyal rad girl you could ever get. You are the real loser here.

[A Whimsical Wanderer @wackywander]

Just doing the Lord’s work, one dick-fil-a at a time 😇

[A Whimsical Wanderer @wackywander]

Body: bruv we need sleep
Me: oh my nervous system is nervous, let’s give it some stimulants
Body: ….

[A Whimsical Wanderer @wackywander]

I think I accidentally joined a cult

[A Whimsical Wanderer @wackywander]

You were so scared of rejection, you literally did everything you could do to make me reject you.

[A Whimsical Wanderer @wackywander]

I just wanna live in the rainforest and befriend a jaguar that attacked me or something idk

[A Whimsical Wanderer @wackywander]

The three loves I’ve had so far
A narcissistic, sociopathic, alcoholic, roid raging drug dealer
A vegetarian acid head
An autistic circus boy

[A Whimsical Wanderer @wackywander]

Coke and boys love

[A Whimsical Wanderer @wackywander]

I’m in love with men being in like with me being in love with them 🙃

[A Whimsical Wanderer @wackywander]

Why you spectrumed out

[A Whimsical Wanderer @wackywander]

He’s too structured to spontaneously combust. He would combust precisely, at a certain time, on schedule. @underratedlemon

[A Whimsical Wanderer @wackywander]

I wish I could get my drum but I’m in Spain :( @underratedlemon

[A Whimsical Wanderer @wackywander]

Burning Man is adding up QUICK but at least I’ll have all the tools to survive almost anywhere 🔥