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Queries that Wolfram|Alpha currently fails to answer correctly. Not affiliated with Wolfram Research. No longer active here.

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Orion's inseam in degrees

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objective case of the pronoun spelled like the chemical symbol for helium

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average altitude above their workplace from which an Australian commuter can see their home

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entropy gained by a popcorn kernel in the microwave before popping

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thickness of the Earth's crust underneath the nearest thick crust pizzeria

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average adult brain mass of the animals that the Winnie-the-Pooh (1926) characters were based on

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derivative of the shore length of Tasmania with respect to ocean depth

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codon that has appeared diagonally down and the right most often in a New York Times crossword

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total area enclosed by whole notes in a typical printing of the Brandenburg Concertos

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W|A can: Utopia Planitia diameter / USS Enterprise length

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total duration of watch adjustments made by people changing time zones per day, if everyone had a watch and adjusted it

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altitude from which a free faller could solve a Rubik's cube with their feet at world record pace before landing

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minimum time between birth dates of two current ambassadors between a pair of countries

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W|A can: ratio of people named Madison to people in Madison

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occupation with the highest rate of death due to appendicitis

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focal length of the Eye of Sauron

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expected number of people who will start to sneeze in 2018 and finish sneezing in 2019

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maximum capacity of the nearest Grand Hotel to Hilbert, Wisconsin

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secular rate of change of total atmospheric carbon, in Koh-i-Noor diamond per second