Wade Seay

Recovering ice cream addict, naturally and artificially flavored sailor⚓️

[Coach Mo @ijustbetweetn]

I asked my girl if she wanted to go to Seaworld on a date. She said “OMG THAT SOUNDS SO CUTE” so I left that bitch cuz it’s fuck Seaworld.

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

every single day

[Timeline Cleanser @CleanserTL]

😉

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

She’s not yo ho no mo.

[在上海读书的上海学生 偶尔上海线下 上海兼职 @dd66hydjff]

This is the most amazing dad shit I’ve ever seen. Dude let the baby go, caught the ball, recovered the baby mid air, only spilled a drop of beer and the baby didn’t drop the bottle.
Legendary!

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Happy 4th y’all.

[Wade Seay @wade_seay]

Idk man

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

who did this 😭😭😭

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

The pick-me-up iced coffee followed by beer is one of the best and most underrated 1-2 punches.

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Moving to Louisiana to change my accent.

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

I need 20 beers.

[Wade Seay @wade_seay]

Happy Mother’s Day to all you beautiful mamas

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Good morning you beautiful people, hope y’all have a great day filled with joy and laughter. Fuck yeah.

[Odell Beckham Jr @obj]

Has anyone ever finished a full chapstick ? 😭😭😭

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

“Brokenheartsville” still slaps like a mother fucker.