Wadedotdotdot

Tweeting silly ideas to myself. what are you doing here?

[Wadedotdotdot @wadedotdotdot]

@R2LOfficial hi, I have an LG G6 and I was hoping you could tell me where to place the R2L on my phone?

[Pav @WrestlinGifs]

my favourite picture of all time

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

Nuclear fire will burn your shadow into concrete forever so make sure you're doing something cooler than looking at your phone.

[Wadedotdotdot @wadedotdotdot]

Fuck Nihilism

[Wadedotdotdot @wadedotdotdot]

Making smoothies with tap water makes them taste like how a hardware store smells.

[Wadedotdotdot @wadedotdotdot]

What if the only car you had was a limousine? Like you gotta go get groceries in your limo n shit

[Wadedotdotdot @wadedotdotdot]

Man, working is such a scam.

[Noelle Foley @NoelleFoley]

#TakeYourChildToWorkDay

[Mega64 @mega64]

This video will clear up any questions you have about Destiny's story (MUST WATCH before Destiny 2 comes out)

[Wadedotdotdot @wadedotdotdot]

The lethargy comes in tsunamis.

[Wadedotdotdot @wadedotdotdot]

@nordababy Fo real tho

[Wadedotdotdot @wadedotdotdot]

I can feel myself become less interesting.

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

The millionaire cunts who just sold your private data to corporations ride in mini-trains under Washington.

[Wadedotdotdot @wadedotdotdot]

Fact: If I wake up from being really high and haven't showered I look like a 50 year old man

[Wadedotdotdot @wadedotdotdot]

99% of plastic surgeries leave the person​ looking worse. Fact.

[Wadedotdotdot @wadedotdotdot]

Oh god, remind me to never date again. This shit is terrible.