Wade Taylor

[Wade Taylor @wadethered]

Betting on Gonzaga has never not fucked me

[Wade Taylor @wadethered]

Sean Payton is so overrated. #Skolvikings #NFLPlayoffs

[Wade Taylor @wadethered]

Pretty sure the Beatles are the reason 97% of people hate Christmas music. Wonderful Christmas time makes me pray for deafness, and Happy Christmas makes me feel like I should send Mark David Chapman a gift basket.

[Wade Taylor @wadethered]

@StuHeck Bumper Stickers, white people have used them to broadcast their political hot takes for decades on them. If it ain't broke don't fix it.

[Wade Taylor @wadethered]

Why are car-selfie-videos a thing? And why do people repost them? Is some lard ass, cry-screaming their hot takes to the world from the seat of their late model Aerostar the best way to tell the world your social and political world view?

[Wade Taylor @wadethered]

Can we please move on to the next national outrage over pointless bullshit? I'm super bored with the NFL-national anthem thing.

[Take156 @Take_156]

Of course, THIS wasn't a penalty #vikings

[Terps Watch @TerpsWatch]

VERY IMPORTANT: STEFON DIGGS' CLEATS HAVE RANDY MOSS MOONING PACKERS FANS

[MLB @MLB]

Ready? 100 random followers who retweet THIS TWEET will be entered in our #BaseballBoxes grid; results posted Wednesday.

And … GO!

[Wade Taylor @wadethered]

Tutz Honeychurch vs YourMajesty Lumpkins is tough, and how is Faraj Fartass a 3 seed @Watz_The_Throne @MaroonHarpoon https://t.co/ODM5nbGhPZ

[Wade Taylor @wadethered]

If the Patriots come back and win this, Pats fans are going to be so fucking insufferable, I vote we build a wall around Massachusetts.

[Wade Taylor @wadethered]

Of all the celebrities 2016 claimed, why is Fred Durst still alive?

[Wade Taylor @wadethered]

@k_johnson78 #RUSure #30comments #hashtag #picturecomments #picturehashtags #blessed #canIlive #donttellmewhattodo #idontknowwhatelsetohash

[Wade Taylor @wadethered]

@k_johnson78 tilling a bartender? Sounds sketchy...

[Wade Taylor @wadethered]

#GOPDebate is that Wayne Newton's desiccated head in the crowd?

[Wade Taylor @wadethered]

@FoxBusiness @GovMikeHuckabee Cool idea, what branch did you serve in?

[Wade Taylor @wadethered]

"Get off your butt and go serve your country”@GovMikeHuckabee When did you serve? I love how brave you fuckers get when you're too old to go

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

Garbage, toilet, cunt, fuck, diarrhea, joke, O LINE HASNT PROTECTED TEDDY. Fuck this. Turn overs. Fuck THIS SHIT. I'm chugging house paint.

[Wade Taylor @wadethered]

Instead of a proposal on the jumbotron, I want to see, 'Mark I've been fucking your brother' or 'I'm leaving you for my secretary, Janet'

[Wade Taylor @wadethered]

57 pitches in two innings, you're an asshole Lance